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You guys tweet too much like u don't have a life or sumthing.
U peeple need to rt more and talk to strangers
I am not what I am - if you're reading this it's not because you know me. Nobody knows me. That's why I get... http://tumblr.com/xv18egcso
Video: there's a cure - apparently. http://tumblr.com/xv18elwrw
11:46 AM April 10th via web
http://twitpic.com/1els8c - I am watching you
Empty streets. I love Sunday mornings. Time to pound some pavement!
4:07 AM April 11th via web
Freddie. The best Co-Pilot I could ask for. "I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva I'm gonna GO, GO, GO - there's no stopping me".
4:32 AM April 11th via web
Hanging BIG time, can't find my phone, had the alcohol farts. I'm so happy right now.
6:09 AM April 11th via web
7.56 miles in 2 hours. Sod it. I'm calling it 8. Bit worried I'm not on target for Marathon Day...only 2 weeks to go. I smell delicious.
6:11 AM April 11th via web
Oh my days my head is about to explode. Any one know of a quick fix hangover cure?
6:41 AM April 11th via web
Oh my days my head is about to explode. Any one know of a quick fix hangover cure? #hangovercure
6:44 AM April 11th via web
@MondliGuma where can I get my hands on a Boost smoothie - my head is banging big time?
3 wks Hol starts 2mor. Spring cleaning flat, inbox & head. I want a hoover that can clean up my life. Not just the carpet. Feel in a mess.
7:10 AM April 11th via web
Sat in bed laughing at last night's antics with the boys - Pull the bull, drinking romeo under the table. When will that boy learn I a king!
7:18 AM April 11th via web
It's official I've lost my bloody phone - can everyone DM your digits. Going to town for a big fat greasy fry-up and get new phone
7:48 AM April 11th via web
8:03 AM April 11th via web
OK so... how does this work?
8:03 AM April 11th via web
As you can probably tell I am totally new to this! I've only just joined! :) Now to find my sister...
8:05 AM April 11th via web
Jess_Nurse is this you?
8:07 AM April 11th via web
@julietcap16 Oh my GOD! I never thought this day would come! Finally, you've stepped into the technical generation! Get tweeting little one!
Ladies & Gents. Please welcome my little sister to the world of Twitter. Its only taken her all morning to work it out...*special* girl.
8:10 AM April 11th via web
Jess_nurse this thing is so confusing! All these "Followers" what does that even mean? HELP! haha I'm totally clueless!
8:11 AM April 11th via web
Ok so I've found my sister and i am now "Following" her... makes me sound like a stalker haha!
8:13 AM April 11th via web
@julietcap16 Panic not. Big Sis to the rescue! Just browse. Type in things you fancy (like a certain Mr Cullen...) & see what's out there. x
Jess_nurse Does Robert Pattinson have Twitter!?!? OMGosh I'm going to have to go and browse. How do i do that? Do i click "Find People"?
8:17 AM April 11th via web
Flicking between Cash in the Attic & Columbo while munching tasteless chicken & rice. Yup. Life dunt get more exciting than this.
8:17 AM April 11th via web
There are so many R-Pattz accounts. Which one is the real him?
8:21 AM April 11th via web
@julietcap16 Click there & then type in anything. Loads of celebs on here for you to stalk. MAKE SURE you sign up 2 follow winston's wish. x
www.winstonswish.org.uk - the Charity I'm running the Marathon for. Put your hands in ur pockets people & support a bloody brilliant cause.
8:23 AM April 11th via web
@Jess_nurse ok i will! This is so cool!! xx
is slowly getting to grips with this whole Twitter thing... Yey to celeb updates and gossip especially about twilight! Im THE biggest fan!
8:31 AM April 11th via web
@julietcap16 Ha! Trust me. This place is your idea of heaven : a place to share gossip without having to step out of your flea pit. ;o)
Jess_nurse If by flea pit you mean my bedroom then yes i have to agree with you! Dads study is where im at at the mo tho... lack of laptop..
8:37 AM April 11th via web
@Jess_nurse hahahaha! It does suck though not having one! Dad always lingers around when im using the comp! So annoying! your so lucky!
Totally haven't introduced myself yet! My name is Juliet. I'm 15 and SO proud to be a Capulet! I turn 16 in 12 days and I am sooo excited! x
8:47 AM April 11th via web
@julietcap16 U know I'm coming over 2 urs later, right? Gotta clear my inbox (as u see, I'm working hard) b4hand but then I'm outta here. x
@Jess_nurse Woop woop! OMGosh its been a while! Miss you jessie! xx
Jess_nurse how do i get a picture of me up like you do?
9:14 AM April 11th via web
I so hate being stuck in this house!! I have school tomorrow too...EW!
9:24 AM April 11th via web
@julietcap16 Go 2 "settings" (top right). Then "Profile". U'll see the option 2 "change pic". Has Dad got any of ur mugshots on his desktop?
Still got 37 emails to clear before my work inbox is down to zero. Better than the 292 starting figure 3 hours ago. Must...keep...going....
10:06 AM April 11th via web
@julietcap16 You did it! I'm impressed. What a techical wizard you are. Soon you'll be entering Mastermind. Specialist subject? Twitter... x
Jess_nurse Yey it worked! Dad took this one when we were out the other day! It was kinda an action shot that i actually look ok in haha!
10:22 AM April 11th via web
Im so meant to be doing my maths homework right now! I think Dad has clocked that im not using the computer for this purpose haha x
10:24 AM April 11th via web
Say Hi though people! Entertain me someone!!! Maths is BORING! Im trying to do 2 things at once!
10:28 AM April 11th via web
@Jess_nurse hahaha can you imagine! Would be so funny! I am getting pretty Twitter sussed :) x
@julietcap16 BUSTED! Well, Dad'll have 2 of us to spy on soon. Can't WAIT to spend 3 wks with YOU...but Daddykins? Hmmm...not quite so sure.
@TheFeckinWit haha I got an A in my last Maths module but i just find it sooo tedious!
Jess_nurse OMGosh its going to be so much fun! Its been nothing but boring being by myself! Girlie catch ups soon! xx
10:42 AM April 11th via web
Who out there is 15/16 and wants to chat? I am sooooo bored! x
11:37 AM April 11th via web
Mission accomplished! Inbox = EMPTY. Now to pack for 3 weeks at my Dad's. Have got used to living away. Hope we don't kill each other...
@jasonhall maybe i just like breaking things ;-)
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Photo: another jackdaw outing last night. more stuff: an expensive-looking ashtray (can fence this at carboot... http://tumblr.com/xv18hnxyp
New phone, baby & she is B A UTIFUL - charging as we speak. I should have lost my phone ages ago. The Swan later with the boys for quiz
12:47 PM April 11th via web
@MondliGuma cheers man. Couldn't find one so had a big dirty full english breakfast - worked a treat
@ScottOwenJenkin that girl was nasty last night - you win Pull the Bull. Back out Tuesday night for more drunken disorderly
@julietcap16 Howz about an old fart like me 2 talk 2? Or am I past it at 23? Am setting off for yours. See you asap, depending on traffic. X
Dads decided we're moving... To australia! Still not sure how I feel... I wish @Jess_nurse was coming! X
Capulet Towers here I come...
Oh dear Mr Harry Rednapp.
1:41 PM April 11th via web
@julietcap16 So Dad spoke 2u about OZ? Don't freak out darlin. We'll talk it through properly when I get 2u. Currently stuck in traffic. X
@Jess_nurse I wish you were coming with us to Aus! I'm gna miss you so much! Xx
Nothing in the flat to eat - Maccy D's is calling me methinks.
1:52 PM April 11th via web
@Jess_nurse Yeah he spoke to me but he's not convinced me yet :( Id love the sun but I dont want to leave you behind xx
Off to Pub Quiz with my sexy phone
2:04 PM April 11th via web
I've decided to make a video! :) A guided tour of my room! It'll be on YouTube very soon! Ill link you soon x
2:26 PM April 11th via web
@julietcap16 Before u do the vid, go & apologise to "Little Miss Lentil Lover" 4 me. I ain't gonna make it 2u in time 4supper. SUCH a shame.
@Jess_nurse I said you're sorry you could make supper... believe me you didn't miss much! That woman cannot cook ANYTHING! x
@julietcap16 10 mins away. Get that kettle on & save me a seat on the sofa by u 4 our "family quality time" TV viewing. NOT sitting by her.
http://twitpic.com/1exjkq my bed! I love it! Jess_nurse helped me pick out the cushions :)
http://twitpic.com/1exkf2 this my mum! I miss her more and more everyday! Love you mum! Xxx
Monty had me in stitches he just told us the best blowjob he had was when a girl had airwaves in her mouth - legend
http://twitpic.com/1exku0 the love of myl life!! I have a LIFE SIZE cardboard cutout of him in my room!! Xx
Ooh ladies & gentleman of twitter romeo is calling all twitter users twatters - what do you say to that?
How can it be nearly 10 years since Mum died? Being back here, in the family home, I still expect her to walk in from the kitchen. Smiling.
4:23 PM April 11th via web
@Jess_nurse omg you're here!? Come up to my rooooom! I've just finished my 1st YouTube Video! Its so lame but hey! :) xx
http://twitpic.com/1exvja - hey sweet cheeks in the swan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSEuj3fNkMk Iv just uploaded my 1st ever YouTube video! Was SO hard doing it from my Dads computer lol!
4:47 PM April 11th via web
Back where I belong. With my Little Sis. Catch up time!
4:52 PM April 11th via web
@Jess_nurse :) lav ya xxx
Tense moments - resuts are in
Fourth place - I wana re-count. I'm slowly getting pissed & horny. Who wants to join me?
I miss my mum so much! It's times like these I wish she could just stroll in and kiss me goodnight...
Off to bed!!! Night all!! I'll try and tweet when u get up!! Over and out!!! Xx
Nearly home. Come keep me company, i'll make it worth you're while - big breasted nympho 's only reply
Video: ooo look at me! no look at ME! I'm a Capulet!! she's in my class at school. not that she ever looks at... http://tumblr.com/xv18i4e32
@1footyhooligan who is the the best player in the world?
Great weekend with the montagues - wish we were family. Soppy git.
Big breasted nympho's you've let me down - date with my right hand it is then (or maybe the left). Night fellow twits
Everyone else is still asleep in their comfy beds and I'm back out on the road for more marathon training. Hoo-bloody-ray!
Morning Twitter! Omg I can't believe I'm awake! :( butttttt I had s surprise waiting for me this morning!... Xx
My eyes feel like they're bleeding. Ridiculous time to be up!
2:18 AM April 12th via web
A Netbook!!! :):) thanks to my beautiful sister Jess_nurse I can now tweet and do.. Homework wherever I want!!! I LOVe early b'day prezzies
@braincoffee ahh thanks :) I'm glad you enjoyed it! Bit nee to all this so you guys are gna have to bare with me lol
My ambition is handicapped by laziness - C Bukowski
2:28 AM April 12th via web
I'm guessing @jess_nurse is still out doing her training! Iv just run round the whole house in my pjs trying to find her to say Thank You!!
flowing crap. Sorry,
to add to the free-
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80 "Followers" already!! So cool! Hello new followers!! :)
Deffinitely loving the new Netbook!! We don't usually celebrate my birthday because it's so close to when my mum died...
@if is that a laptop? Sounds expensive...
Two goals from blue shirts when needed the most! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rI2l9gpL_k
2:51 AM April 12th via web
Jess_nurse can you believe it... 10 years tomorrow... 10 years since she died! Gosh I miss her!!
Omg it's nearly 8am and I'm still in bed!! Time for the quickest shower of my life and to a breakfast in the car haha!! Back soon!!.. X
Another superb performance from City http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/8609889.stm Blue shirt is it !?!
2:58 AM April 12th via web
All the Blues this weekedend made up for the poor result we had. One thing we did win was the fight! Muppets!
3:31 AM April 12th via web
Shower CHECK hair dry CHECK uniform CHECK running sooo late... DOUBLE CHECK
Gonna be late for class coz i've gotta have breakfast. Couldn't give a crap!
3:36 AM April 12th via web
Does anyone else think I should get a party or... Any sort of celebration for this b'day? It Is my 16th after all? Anyone agree?
Ok now dads beeping at me from the car!! Gotta dash!! Wish I could tweet at school but... I can't :( I promise I'll be back on after school
Jules is over and out!! Xxx
A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement - #bukowski
3:49 AM April 12th via web
@julietcap16 Baby Girl! Only just got back from running. So u like ur prezzie then? No more using Dad's crappy PC. Enjoy. Cu after school xx
Well that was literally a walk/run down memory lane! I kept stopping all the time to look at things so my times are all messed up.
4:24 AM April 12th via web
@julietcap16 I've just seen your "shall I have a party" querie. YES U BLOODY SHOULD! And you will. U deserve 2 celebrate turning sweet 16. x
This morn has opened old wounds. Drawbacks 2 runnin in my hometown? 1.) passing the spot where Mum was killed in a car crash 10 years ago.
4:50 AM April 12th via web
Drawbacks to running in my hometown : Number (2). Passing the house of the bastard who was driving the car Mum died in.
4:59 AM April 12th via web
Hello Twitterworld. This is my first 'tweet'. Really enjoying my 3-day course on Building Communities in Britain. Learning a lot...
5:01 AM April 12th via web
I didn't mean that the Building Communities course is taking place in Britain. Although, of course, it is.
5:02 AM April 12th via web
Obviously, I shouldn't be calling someone a murderer in a public forum but hey, if Charles Montague wants to sue me, he's welcome.
5:18 AM April 12th via web
business studies is bull. I am BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!
5:38 AM April 12th via web
this geeza is so old I think he may die before break. One can only hope.
5:39 AM April 12th via web
RE-TWEET if you think school is crap
6:01 AM April 12th via web
a day closer
more like dying
best years of
Living at a school,
How do you use Twitter and other social networks to reach out to young people? That's the question we're trying to answer today.
6:13 AM April 12th via web
there are some right muppets here. Spatially unaware little fools should stay away!
6:13 AM April 12th via web
and anyone who is #newtotwitter should do one!
6:16 AM April 12th via web
@laurencetimms Yes it is. But can you blame me?
Feels odd being back here when Dad & Jules are both out. Little Miss Yoga is here but I'm keeping a low profile. Got nothing to say to her.
6:54 AM April 12th via web
Gotta stop brooding. Distraction time. Will cook up some of my speciality muffins 4 when Jules gets back from school. Just call me Nigella.
6:57 AM April 12th via web
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In my small town the big problem is family feuding. montagues & capulets. Would love 2 talk 2 others about how to deal with *that* problem.
7:01 AM April 12th via web
@ScottOwenJenkin u r obviously the hottest person on my followers list. u must realise by now how gay I am. let?s go somewhere quiet 2gether
Is this shit ever gonna end.
7:21 AM April 12th via web
@Stelly68 let the heavens open and piss down on everyone. That'd make me laugh
And breathe. The Stepmother just told me muffins are "full of sugar & fat". Never mind that she looks like a skeleton wrapped in cling-film.
7:42 AM April 12th via web
Lunchtime. What sorry state of affairs have I got to look forward to today?
8:01 AM April 12th via web
8:16 AM April 12th via web
What's Ringo doing on Loose Women?! Not used 2 time off during the day. Think afternoon "chewing gum for the eyes" TV could get addictive...
8:21 AM April 12th via web
Just sat in the gym cafe & there's a new receptionist who I'm definitely introducing myself to. She looks filthy - yes mate!
8:26 AM April 12th via web
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks&feature=youtube_gdata why aren't all gyms like this!
http://twitpic.com/1f2xvp - Right minions I'm open from 2pm for twenty. Got some crystalised blueberry. Only buy from me!
@julietcap16 "Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find yourself, and in Australia we call this going walkabout"...something to relate 2!x
@laurencetimms I love a challenge
Remember my shit will get you #stoned and for all those out there who laid on it's time to pay. Be warned!
8:41 AM April 12th via web
@julietcap16 www.thereareplaces.com/Guidebook/pdest/Pacific/aspts.htm. The more I browze, the more Oz looks amazing. Im officially jealous!x
@Stelly68 Step Mum extraordinaire.
@kittywithawhip Hello kitty cat the whip sounds intriguing. - want to hook up some time
Big soz everyone. I am such a loser & into myself only i don't even notice when my account is hacked. Hahahaha
9:00 AM April 12th via web
Trying to upload global-fitness.com is this any good?
9:04 AM April 12th via web
@clairolpie hello there. Just wanted to introduce myself. Wana get a drink sometime?
Receptionist gave me her digits - they don't call me merCUTEio for nothing. On way to pick up romeo to decide what to do tonight
9:14 AM April 12th via web
9:42 AM April 12th via web
been spotted. cheap deal. looks like i'll be chasing that egg. now I'm really pissed off. anyone who still owes me cash better hide
9:49 AM April 12th via web
@jayinyourface someone who agrees. thank the lord.
Nobody owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death - WSBurroughs
10:02 AM April 12th via web
Remember that minions!
10:03 AM April 12th via web
Just got home from school! A day full of boring maths lessons!! Boys at shoool are SO minging!! Seriously i so can't wait to find my Cullen
@Lauren1501 ha, I like you're thinking
10:26 AM April 12th via web
Can't believe romeo has been refused a drink. Montague and son are decent people and if you wana victimize it should be those Capulet c****
10:46 AM April 12th via web
why the f*ck would anyone want to move to Australia?! http://tumblr.com/xv18j459s
As one door closes another one opens - movie marathon is now on the cards and the theme = boxing movies. Tweet your suggestions
11:00 AM April 12th via web
"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why allow them to have ideas?" ? Stalin
11:09 AM April 12th via web
@lecaleffi the 23rd April! I'm so excited!!
@chris_1974 ahh sorry!! I'm an A student!! I'm just not very interested in it lol! I love music wayyy too much! Xxx
@hayleytweetie just wanted to introduce myself. Couldn't allow a good looking girl like you to follow me without me saying hi
@julietcap16 Hey Miss Cyber Geek. You coming downstairs? I've baked muffins & they smell goooooooooood.
@daveybarnett cheers geezer, much appreciated
@paul4july loving the puns Paul - keep them coming
@katie_brennan liking the suggestions - why have we not spoken before?
@Jess_nurse sorry I was just finishing my English mock essay!! Gawd I have so much GCSE prep to do! Xx
@katie_brennan I'm glad you did
@paul4july seven rounds - not as good as punchbag
What about the ultimate boxing movie marathon - the Rocky series in one night (apart from V coz that was just shit)?
12:09 PM April 12th via web
@katie_brennan good things come to those who wait ;)
@katie_brennan cheers babe. Got to cheer up my best mate - not in a great mood (long story). Speak soon x
@hayleytweetie or you are too modest?!
Just watching tqiqfan vid
Laurencefriar I always knew you were a twit. Running low on gear when are you back?
12:51 PM April 12th via web
@luciodorazio nice one - I love Brazil
@lucywurstlin I've not seen that - will I be finding it on the top shelf?
Having cocktails with the younger members of the workshop programme. Great fun.
1:03 PM April 12th via web
Romeo has chosen the rocky series - gona be the ultimate marathon. Cheers for the suggestions. Let's get ready to rumble
1:04 PM April 12th via web
@ikhouvanilse Oh gosh i see! People can actually reply to what I'm 'tweeting'. Amazing! I think we cover that tomorrow on the course.
@CMcArdle thanks babe. Keep it on the down-low. How you doing? Good seeing you today - have to meet up for a good old catch up ;)
Never happier than when spending time with Jules - she's FINALLY come out of her room! Bit nervous bout "homework help" request though.
1:35 PM April 12th via web
Watching rocky, beer in one hand smokes in the other with my best mate
1:48 PM April 12th via web
Science? NOT my strong point. Jules is cracking up at my attempt to "help" with photosynthesis homework. I'm a Lawyer, not a Tree Surgeon!
1:54 PM April 12th via web
@jancarvalho not yet, he's behind the times & brain is small - he's challenged in that area. He wants to stick with fbook (what a knobhead)
Maths and Business studies. The idea of doing more work out of school hours. Which ticket thought of that!?!
2:15 PM April 12th via web
@Ritcha02 will probably get to the third installment by 11pm - looking forward to Mr T's arrival
@lumilyon On it! She's frighteningly bright anyway - doesn't really need "old" sis for the help...I think she just likes taking the piss!
@chris_1974 I'll remember that. I just want her to get onto English or History so then I can show her who's Boss... ;o)
@quirkygeek and that geeza needs his head checking!
My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them - #jackkerouac
2:30 PM April 12th via web
10 years without Mum tomorrow. Still can't take that in. I've tried to step in & watch over Jules. Tybalt? He's harder to get through to...
2:31 PM April 12th via web
@IkenCEO you tell it girl I'm trying to get him signed up but he's having none of. Leave it with me
2:51 PM April 12th via web
@braincoffee haaa - great film. Well it's stopped romeo's face from looking like a slapped arse so it's done the trick
there's no cure
there's no help
around my mind
in this cage
can't stay in, in
3:10 PM April 12th via web
I'm going out now.
3:10 PM April 12th via web
Montagues are decent people. victimize Capulet c**** - would you beat the shit out of a mate for a girl?
3:22 PM April 12th via web
Need ideas for Jules' 16th Birthday Bash, seeing as Dad is being as much help as a chocolate kettle. Costumes? A funky theme? HELP!
3:27 PM April 12th via web
"We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates" - Diderot
3:40 PM April 12th via web
@katie_brennan I like the 80s idea...think I'd get a serious eye roll if I suggested a Teddy Bears Picnic though!
@MeowMiau Now THIS i like. Think I'd make a bloody good Miss Moneypenny... x
omg im so sorry guys! My Twitter crashed!!!
3:45 PM April 12th via web
i so wish i could find my own Edward Cullen! Im so minging and fat and ugly... :( i have no chance!
3:46 PM April 12th via web
"Only do what your hearts tell you" - Princess Diana
3:47 PM April 12th via web
@poowdesign LOVE the Circus theme idea...although the idea of my beloved Brother on a tightrope? He plays with fire enough already!
3:47 PM April 12th via web
i feel sooo trapped in this house!!! i feel caged in! I am so thankful for my Netbook :) it gives me that little bit more freedom!
3:49 PM April 12th via web
@infinitelawn Ah - Broadway! Now there's an idea....
"I feel like a Kentuky fried idiot" - come on Rocky! I re ognise the trainer from somewhere. Pissed as a fart & Romeo is wasted.
4:09 PM April 12th via web
Sorry im so moody :( Im just feeling a little bit sad about my mums memorial service tomorrow.. 10 years without her...feels like a lifetime
4:16 PM April 12th via web
@SMTRodent PLEASE don't encourage her. Every other word that comes out of her mouth is about Edward Cullen. Don't think I could cope!
@julietcap16 Hey little Lady. I sent u upstairs to do more homework, not get depressed. Tomorrow will be hard. But I'll be there with you. x
Jess_nurse yes i know youre going to be there! Thank goodness or i think i'd lose the will to live! I miss her so much jessie :( xxx
4:37 PM April 12th via web
Just been well and truly screwed over! Absolutely steaming! The nerve of some little minion prick! Well that's me out!
4:39 PM April 12th via web
@julietcap16 I know darlin. I do too. Every day. But she would be so damn proud of you & the Little Lady you're growing up to be. I am. xxx
You better be hiding good cause I'll be turning over every bit of snitchin dirt to find your sorry ass!!!
4:42 PM April 12th via web
Actually gonna implode! Clamped by the head T with one year left. Amazing! Anybody knows where that big balls grass is REPORT TO ME!
4:48 PM April 12th via web
@thejives Absolutely fuming. You hear anything you let me know. I'm gonna sort this tomorrow. Tonight the snitch can stay in the shadows
My muscles are tired, but my mind is racing. Must stay strong. For the ones I love, if not for myself. Tomorrow will be hard for everyone.
5:13 PM April 12th via web
@rkellum Batman that's it
@Jess_nurse love you jessie xxx
@julietcap16 Love YOU my little Ladybird. We'll do something special tomorrow 4 Mum. Howz about I cook us up her favourite? Fancy seafood? x
@Kittywithawhip I think the Zombie idea is my favourite so far! x
Rome thinks he could take on Rocky and beat the shit out of him - he couldn't evebeat the bishop
5:51 PM April 12th via web
@Jess_nurse Deffo! I should really hop off to bed! School in the morning! xx
@julietcap16 Sweet dreams darling. xxx.
@Jess_nurse It annoys me that i dont know as much about mum as you do :( I wish i could have got to know her better :(
@julietcap16 Start sleeping and stop thinking! You can ask me ANYthing about Mum. You know that. I wish I'd had more time with her too. xxx
@Jess_nurse ok before i go to sleep... What was her favorite song? I want to download&listen to it as i go to sleep tonight.. i miss her! x
@julietcap16 She loved soulful voices, esp Aretha Franklin & Billie Holiday. Eva Cassidy too. Eva's "Songbird" album will rock u to sleep. x
"For you there'll be no crying, For you the sun will be shining 'Cause I feel that when I'm with you It's alright, I know it's right". xxxx
6:22 PM April 12th via web
@julietcap16 "For u there'll b no crying, For u the sun will b shining 'Cause I feel that when I'm with u It's alright, I know it's right".x
@Jess_nurse Just downloaded a load of albums :) ill go to sleep thinking of her! NIght Jessie! Love you xxx
@julietcap16 I'll share some of the "Mum Music" compilations I've made with u tomorrow too. NOW GO TO SLEEP! ;o) Love u, my litttle Lamb. x
Bedtimeeeeee! Im going to go to sleep listening to Eva Cassidy's "Songbird" album..reminds me of my Mum.. 10 years tomorrow... :( xxxxxxxxxx
6:34 PM April 12th via web
Night night world! Over and out! xxx
6:35 PM April 12th via web
Heman is in Rocky 4 "masters of the universe"
8:44 PM April 12th via web
@vivianenobre congratulations you win a date wirh the master of the merkins - me r CUTE io
@vivianenobre if you were screaming in your pic you'd be cute ;) x
@vivianenobre haaaa prove me wrong
Romeo is passed out on the sofa - what a lightweight - defo not a heavyweight. To watch or not to watch rhat is the question (Rocky V)?
9:01 PM April 12th via web
People need to show Monty a bit more respect. He taught me alot about this world. More of a father to me than my real dad
9:05 PM April 12th via web
@anabrighenti I need to be tamed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEOuM0leQmg&feature=youtube_gdata Heman ain't no match for the Itallion Stallion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS4giqtbRBM&feature=youtube_gdata got to be one the top movie tunes - gets me wired #movietunes
Not a good night's kip. Dreams about Mum. I hate nightmares. Wake up feeling like I haven't slept. Should prob just get up & face the day.
1:40 AM April 13th via web
#10yearsago my mum died. Time is meant to be a "healer"? Then why does it feel as though it happened yesterday? The ache is still as strong.
2:47 AM April 13th via web
@braincoffee Too true. Too bloody true.
@Maestroboombatz I will. I have to. I used to run with Mum so this morn's pavement pounding session is for her. Thanks for you kind words. x
Time 2hit the streets. Sponsor me & the group I'm running 4. www.winstonswish.org.uk - UK's leading childhood bereavement charity. Thanks. x
2:57 AM April 13th via web
What matters most is how well you walk through the fire - #Bukowski
3:08 AM April 13th via web
Expulsion looms. It must do. Otherwise I am one lucky son of a bitch. And I'll tell you this for nothing, I ain't ever lucky.
3:11 AM April 13th via web
Avoid the world, it's just a lot of dust and drag and means nothing in the end - #Jackkerouac
3:13 AM April 13th via web
Spent all night last night thinking about mum... didnt sleep a wink!
3:15 AM April 13th via web
Im finding it horribly difficult to smile today..
3:18 AM April 13th via web
Just found my brother Tybalt_Cap! on this thing! And Im totally now "Following" him! We need some united Capulet love today... x
3:23 AM April 13th via web
@Tybalt_Cap! Heyy! How are you feeling today? x
@tamaraleon Thank you :) I miss her so so much!
Sound as a pound. No different to any other day.
3:26 AM April 13th via web
@julietcap16 I think I may hate all Montagues a little more. But I do every day.
@Tybalt_Cap :( i hate that you think like that! Its Hows school?
@julietcap16 Schools great. Some tool has done me a favour and grassed me in. You may see me sooner than you think.
@Tybalt_Cap This is true! haha
@julietcap16 Then we can hate the Montague's together!
@Tybalt_Cap You mean you're getting expelled...? Today of all days!?... worryingly i cant say im surprised! It deffo was an "Any minute now"
morning Jess_nurse! xxx
3:32 AM April 13th via web
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done. not enough
ha ha already
much. to miss an eye,
one I hate so
for that guy, the
3:35 AM April 13th via web
What would be
3:35 AM April 13th via web
@julietcap16 Morning gorgeous. Won't be back before you head to school so see you for a special lunch. On my phone all day if you need me. x
Jess_nurse Dads let me have the day off... i begged him! i did NOT want to be in school with all the Mont...You know who's... :) love you x
3:38 AM April 13th via web
@julietcap16 Brilliant! Well then we can spend the day together. PERFECT. And now we don't have to rush lunch. Cu in a coupla hours. xxx
@iwishicouldtellmymum that i love her... i was too young when she died to remember ever saying i love you to her face :(
3:40 AM April 13th via web
ALSO #iwishicouldtellmymum about Tybalt_Cap! I cant believe he's getting expelled! And today of alll the days he could play up..
3:42 AM April 13th via web
@Jess_nurse Yes deffo! :) I love family unity! Love you jessie speak later xxx
right im going to sing off this thing for a couple of hours... i need to get my head together for later! Love love love! xx
3:44 AM April 13th via web
ok i meant sign... i cannot type lol! Over and out!
3:44 AM April 13th via web
@julietcap16 I wish I could tell Juliet to put a sock in it
Before I go just one more happy thought for the day - MONTAGUE SCUM!
3:52 AM April 13th via web
Ahh, the grey eyed morn smiles on another day of internet marketing, tired but ready to learn...
4:09 AM April 13th via web
this morning's brainstorming, 'using social media', internet marketing, how to get followers on Twitter... #NewToTwitter
4:15 AM April 13th via web
@everyone i am only tweeting to make up for my very small p****
Hey Jess_nurse,defo going to sponsor you,how's the training?Hope all ok today. Am getting used to tweeting,learning how to make new friends
5:02 AM April 13th via web
@paul4july thanks Paul....good advice, just learned this on the course! It's a wide world out there!
"The road to success is always under construction." - Lily Tomlin - as is my website - html? htm what the hell?! ....getting there!
5:19 AM April 13th via web
hey @Roxy_Hart, am learning as much from you guys as I am from the course, this is blowing my mind...thanx
5:28 AM April 13th via web
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Mum always was the best motivator. Clocked up my best time yet. 10 miles in j-u-s-t over 2 hours. BANG on target. Yeeeeees!
Walking home. #10yearsago Mum crashed in Montague's car on this road. People laid flowers. Now? It's too long ago 4people 2 remember or care
I think I have finally got my head around the fact that it's been 10 years!! X
Would like to say hi to all her new followers! Xxx
@ankdpin I'm ok thank you.you?
The way of the world is meeting people through other people,great tweeple on this course,I hate strip lights-conference rooms are soulless
6:10 AM April 13th via web
Just woken up & my mouth is well dry - so much weed last night. Failed miserably with the movie marathon. #top5boxingfilms
6:11 AM April 13th via web
@julietcap16 You ok cherub? Just toddling back. Will pick up ingredients for lunch en route. Want me to pick u up anything? xxx
@Cholok aw thank you so much! It's gna be a hard day but the Capulets are strong!! We'll make it through xx
@Jess_nurse cool how was your run? Your tweets suggest well? Could you just pick me up this weeks heat? Think there's an article on R-Pattz!
I feel your pain @arunabh010...time for a tea break me thinks
6:22 AM April 13th via web
"Mornings in April.Sharing our secrets. We'd walk til the morn was gone.We were like children.Laughin 4hours.The joy u gave me lives on&on"
@julietcap16 Girl, u are obsessed! Try fancying a real bloke rather than a Vampire! Decided on seafood risotto 4 lunch. Yummy! xxx.
Can hear Romeo snoring downstairs - well I say snoring more like FOG-HORNING
6:27 AM April 13th via web
@Jess_nurse he's puuurrrdddyyy!!! Mmmm sounds amazingggg. Xxx
Zen and the Art of Website Maintenance,man I feel inspired,still getting my karma choked by the strip lights..but the sun and a smoke beckon
6:34 AM April 13th via web
@ellhatebc I was thinking banging my pots and pans together as loud as poss whilst singing an ancient tribal song naked - what you think?
@LaurenceFriar Hello Friar. I didn't know u were on here! Thanks for sponsoring me. Training going well. Knackering. But something 2focus on
Tweet your thoughts on how to wake up fog-horn here. Banging pots and pans & singing ancient tribal spng naked? Or hand in warm water?
6:50 AM April 13th via web
So here's my question to you.. Should I wear black to my mums memorial service or colours? X
@sarahinthepark I think she'd want us to be happy and celebrate her life not mourn her death..
Time 2 cook up the best seafood risotto the world has ever seen. Wanna make Jules & Mum proud. Can't believe Dad isn't here to eat with us.
I've recorded an audioboo of Romeo's fog horn how do I get it on to my twitter?
7:04 AM April 13th via web
@batsgirl good thinking batgirl
I so can't wait for @Jess_nurse's lunch today!!! Seafood risotto! Mmm!! Jessie do you think black or colours for later? Xxx
6music http://bit.ly/2RYIgx in one ear,lecturer in the other,one eye on twit, the other on an OHP_the Friar is in the shire and multi taskin
7:19 AM April 13th via web
Cheers @tomiskitomiski - has it worked? Don't want you guys missing out on that beast
7:25 AM April 13th via web
feeling more on it with all this social media & on a CoFfEe hIgH-time for 'friar will inspire'-It's never 2 late 2 be what u might have been
7:25 AM April 13th via web
thanks @dovof looking for tweeple to follow myself...
7:30 AM April 13th via web
Loved all the suggestions but went for the shock factor of screaming my head off whilst banging my saucepans together
7:30 AM April 13th via web
To all my beautiful followers check out my audioboo of Romeo snoring. Looking forward to your comments
7:35 AM April 13th via web
Great wake up call for Romeo I nearly pissed myself and I think he soiled himself - something smells dodgy in here
7:38 AM April 13th via web
12:37 man,so much to learn,tory manifesto day,arresting the pope and it's nearly lunch_aghhh_chill, so long as they don't arrest the Friar
7:38 AM April 13th via web
nobody puts baby in the corner? Nobody puts Friar in the dock!
7:40 AM April 13th via web
@julietcap16 Its nearly ready sweetheart. If u come downstairs wearin black, I'll thump u! Mum wouldn't want u lookin like an old spinster.
Plan for today: sh*t, shave, shower then over to the Montague household to cheer Monty up - big day form. Need all your support today peeps
7:42 AM April 13th via web
Finally out of that classroom hole. Still no idea who shopped me last night. Maybe lunch at the canteen will shed some light. Be afraid...
8:00 AM April 13th via web
sitting with a sandwich on a cold stone wall,memories rushing re #10yearsago when I waited for the most wonderful woman 2 meet me for brunch
8:30 AM April 13th via web
funny things memories;I don't know whether to laugh or cry,she was so radiant,so full of life,I can still see her.
8:34 AM April 13th via web
It's a joke! Salty mash, sausages that are basically hotdogs, overcooked veg and was that water or gravy? Now for my meeting with the head
8:38 AM April 13th via web
Now do you think this is a good time to bring up my ideas for a #newmenu or not?
8:40 AM April 13th via web
#10yearsago sheltering from the rain & waiting for Susan Capulet.I'm still waiting for that smile... Aghh, all good, pulling myself together
9:01 AM April 13th via web
With Monty and Romeo. Got to look out for the big man on today. He doesn't want to go out - I hate Capulet for what he has done to him
9:03 AM April 13th via web
What a cock. Calling me a coward. He wouldn't even fight me. Me a coward!?! who does he think he is.
9:18 AM April 13th via web
@LaurenceFriar I still wait too. But, if you want assurance of a smile, seeing what u wrote just made me beam. She was beautiful wasn't she?
Respect. Why in hell would I want to give him that! And now he wants me to finish the day off after I know how it's going to end!
9:20 AM April 13th via web
What does he take me for!?! Or maybe I should finish the day off and listen to him. A turning point in my life. Be the bigger man.
9:23 AM April 13th via web
You're having a laugh. A joke mate. I will go back but I ain't gonna be quiet about it. I'll go out with a bang!
9:24 AM April 13th via web
And you the little snitch who got me expelled you've done me a favour mate, come round to mine later. I wanna shake your hand! Cheers!
9:26 AM April 13th via web
ah @Jess_nurse,she was a star;a guiding light in some pretty dark days for me...correction, she IS a star.My thoughts are with you. x
9:35 AM April 13th via web
@rkellum Its Eva Cassidy. She was one of my Mum's favourites. As I trained this morning, those words came into my head. Its obvious why.
@LaurenceFriar It means a lot that you haven't forgotten her when it feels like so many others have. Hers is a memory worth keeping alive.
#10yearsago I became my Brother and Sister's "Nurse". A decade later? I know I've been a poor substitue 4the Mum they should have had.
9:45 AM April 13th via web
@Jess_nurse I still talk to her,ask her advice and laugh with her. Much as it makes my heart heavy to think of her, I will never forget her.
#10yearsago I waited...& waited...& waited...for Mum to pick me up after band practice. I haven't touched a guitar since. Doubt I ever will.
9:48 AM April 13th via web
@LaurenceFriar Talk? I still shout at her! When things go wrong. When Jules or Tybs are playing up. I laugh with her too though. A lot.
Convinced Monty to come out with us but he's warned us to keep a low profile - I'll respect that - for the moment!
9:52 AM April 13th via web
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10 years ago today Capulet beat the shit out of Monty who stood there and took it, no fighting back - he is more of a man than Crapulet
10:00 AM April 13th via web
The facts? #10yearsago He got in the car with Mum & drove whilst stoned out of his pathetic Montague mind. HE crashed. HE lived. SHE died.
10:00 AM April 13th via web
@dannyto22 I see you
@stanyann Thank you. It means a lot to hear kind words today. x
#10yearsago amazing Montague survived,a miracle and blessing that anyone survived.I understand your anger Jess but your loss was his loss 2
10:08 AM April 13th via web
@LaurenceFriar What? Oh, sorry. Thought u actually understood what happened. Murder. I also thought u had a backbone. I was obviously wrong.
My thoughts are always with you Jess_nurse and your sister,back in the cafe on Thurs,please pop in for a chat, always open to you.
10:12 AM April 13th via web
@LaurenceFriar Funnily enough, I've just become REALLY bloody busy on Thursday. Strange, eh?
@Jess_nurse, your pain and anger are valid;I am hurting too. Only, I worry about our town,people with clenched fists cannot shake hands.
How do you setup groups on here? Let's show our support by making the "Montage Massive" group.
10:19 AM April 13th via web
Thursday please Jess_nurse,we can talk properly then.I must concentrate,the only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
10:24 AM April 13th via web
@LaurenceFriar Why not stop the word-play & just speak? Spinning "profound" comments just means u never act SAY anything. U just fence-sit.
The risotto was a success. Jules asked for seconds! Far easier than I thought. Give it a go. www.cookitsimply.com/recipe-0010-0o861.html xx
10:57 AM April 13th via web
Join my list "Montague Massive" to support the montagues.
10:57 AM April 13th via web
Example of Montague support. get your pics in http://twitpic.com/1fbpp7
Now time 2 get things together for Mum's Memorial. Can't believe that Dad & his Mrs are too selfish to be here. And Tybalt? Can't find him.
11:02 AM April 13th via web
@henreckson cheers buddy. Can you add people without following them?
@julietcap16 Jules, Tybalt isn't picking up. Have you heard from him? Is he on here? Can u msg him? He's coming to the Memorial...right? xx
Join my montague massive list let me know if you want to join and I'll add you - sat in the beer garden getting on it with Romeo
11:20 AM April 13th via web
What a crazily emotional day. Feeling down at the moment. Anyone want to cheer me up?
#Montague-Massive - you know it makes sense
11:30 AM April 13th via web
#montaguemassive - you know it makes sense
11:32 AM April 13th via web
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thanks @carogucc great advice, am following him now!
11:40 AM April 13th via web
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Couldn't give a crap!
11:48 AM April 13th via web
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Good thing about being a free man is the fact nobody can tell me what to do. As from tomorrow I am out of this HOLE!
11:50 AM April 13th via web
Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them - #bukowski
11:52 AM April 13th via web
It's Montague Day today tonight me and Romeo are going to make sure everyone knows it
12:10 PM April 13th via web
@batsgirl u can make up any story u like about my dad it makes no difference to me.
I'm about to start making my annual video to my mum. Should I upload it into YouTube? X
Struggling to do this video! So much to say so little time! X
Great afternoon, Monty's pissed as a fart &managed to escape most idiots who suppprt Crapulet - now to be Montague loud & proud
A prisoner in my own room. It amuses me they've had to go to this length. Can't contain a #Capulet for long...
2:09 PM April 13th via web
Tweet your Montague chants that we can be tearing our lungs out to tonight
2:14 PM April 13th via web
Cheers for that @riprap007. They can't take that away.
2:16 PM April 13th via web
@viaropoli like a bird in a cage. Set free tomorrow though, to cause havoc that is.
@Tybalt_Cap Found u! Thought u might be on here. Y haven't u picked up? I've been calling all day. I thought u were coming to the memorial?
@Tybalt_Cap WTF? Just read ur profile. EXPELLED?! You absolute prick. No wonder you've been ignoring my calls. When were u gonna tell me?
@julietcap16 WHY didn't u tell me that Tybalt hs bn expelled? I have 2find out from his bloody Twitter feed? Thought we didn't have secrets.
2:34 PM April 13th via web
Expelled? 4 dealing?! Little Brother, u hv gone TOO far. And I'm the last 2know about it? Where's the "Capulet Unity" u always preach about?
2:40 PM April 13th via web
@Jess_nurse sorry mum! I forgot that you were the top of my list of people to tell. Do one!
@Tybalt_Cap Oh grow UP, u selfish piece of shit. U do this today?! Or no, I'm sorry. It was YESTERDAY & I've just been lied to for 24 hours.
Delegates dinner,red wine flowing free,the banter is picking up as these guys loosen up and I know what I want but it ain't on the menu...
2:47 PM April 13th via web
@Jess_nurse It was a real unity me getting sent away. What did you do to stop it? Nothing. Today is about making all Montagues pay.
@Jess_nurse I'm so sorrryyyyy I thought you knew!!! I found out this morning. I was so wrapped up in today i didn't even think! Xxx
@Tybalt_Cap You KNOW u goin 2that school was Dad's choice.Stop playin the Victim.Think how ur actions r gonna fuck things up 4 OTHER people.
"Crapulet thinks he's sick but he is a massive DICK, with a nic-nac paddy-wack give Tybalt a bone - MANtague is coming home!"
2:52 PM April 13th via web
Incidentally,what a sunset.Western clouds with streaks of golds, violet, green and yellow,most mellow.Mellow Merlot and me ;-)
2:55 PM April 13th via web
@julietcap16 U thought I knew? Come on Jules. Wouldn't I have mentioned it to you? I can understnad u covering 4him but...oh forget it. xxx
Right, Legal Eagles. Advice please. Private School. Brother expelled for possession of drugs. In terms of appealing, what chance have I got?
2:58 PM April 13th via web
http://bit.ly/18T1JG - ah - that's better, back in for dinner me thinks.
2:59 PM April 13th via web
@BostinBloke YOU try keeping your cool when u find out the brother you're meant to be watching over has just got expelled from school.
@Jess_nurse who am I gonna fuck up Jess? apart from all the Montagues when I'm back in town. You should be pleased! Patting me on the back
Cracking open the Jack Daniels - tonight is going to messy. Messy Montague Day Mash-up
3:05 PM April 13th via web
@henreckson But how do I make him *want* to change? That's the hurdle I can't get over. Feels like I've tried everything.
@Tybalt_Cap I should b pleased u've been expelled? I should b pleased u've let urself down? I should b pleased ur showing no respect 4 2day?
@judeinlondon Many a true word spoken in jest. Maybe the Army *is* the only place that could help him? I've never given it any thought b4...
@Jess_nurse didn't you hear me. am I not getting through to you! I have respect and I will use that respect to strike him dead!
All Montague's should not be allowed to walk this earth!
3:18 PM April 13th via web
@Tybalt_Cap Oh Tybs. Its always been fight not flight with u. Ever since u were little. But when it comes to him? U know I share ur rage. x
@julietcap16 Sorry I snapped b4 darlin. Findin out about Tybs was just a bit too much to take in. Esp today. Calmer now. Trying 2 sort it. x
@Tybalt_Cap And I'm as determined as u are when it comes to defending our family name. U know that. But this mess Tybs? Y didn't u talk 2me?
@chris_1974 Do you really think its that cut and dry when it comes to challenging Tybalt's school? Is there no point in me appealing?
@Jess_nurse no offence Jess but I don't report to anyone. I ain't Juliet so you don't have to play mum to me. I can look after myself
@Tybalt_Cap U think I've *wanted* 2 "play Mum"? I haven't. U think I had a choice? I didn't. U were 7. Jules was a baby. Dad was useless.
@eazecs Anger Management classes are a great idea in principle. But getting Tybalt to attend? It'd never happen. Trust me.
@Jess_nurse can you hear that...
@Jess_nurse that's the sound of me clapping. great job by the way. old enough to look after Jules but not enough to keep me form boarding
@Tybalt_Cap Go on. Take the piss. Deliver your punchline. Shall I play along? "No Tybalt, I can't hear that. What is it?" Happy? I give up.
Why does he *always* push me away? I try 2get thru 2him, but he blocks me at every turn, the ungrateful little shit. I feel like screaming.
3:57 PM April 13th via web
@Jess_nurse just like dad. he gave up on me. and do you know what. I couldn't give a shit
@Tybalt_Cap U're always gonna blame me aren't u? How original. NEARLY as original as a Public School Boy getting expelled for doing drugs.
Downing JD for an hour by myself as Romeo is a big girl and is still getting ready. I'll kick that bathroom door down in a minute
4:03 PM April 13th via web
@Jess_nurse thats ok! I'm sorry i didnt say anything... today has just been really really hard :( Im just about to upload my video...
@julietcap16 Wait for me! Wait for me! I'll come upstairs and watch it with you. xxx
@RoSweetie I'm game. Let tge tribal trance dance begin
@Jess_nurse :) Ok! Its taken me so long! I've either made it too long or stopped cz i was feeling upset! x
@Tybalt_Cap be nice! Todays hard enough as it is! x
@julietcap16 bite me jules, be a good girl, go play with your dolls.
"Monty got knocked down but he got up again, you ain't never gona keep him down"
4:10 PM April 13th via web
@Jess_nurse Jog on jess. Jog on.
@Jess_nurse I face up to my shit. What the hell are you running from?
@Tybalt_Cap HEY! Shut it! Its not our fault your in so much trouble! You have noone to blame but yourself!
@Tybalt_Cap I'm not continuing this. Not 2day. Is it making u feel good? Upsetting ur own sister? Big man. As long as u get what u need, eh?
@juliekummer Good luck getting the sore throat sorted. Frightening that the "big day" gets closer and closer. Are you running every day?
Romeo has finally emerged - ladies you are in for a treat. Time to tear it up. Montague and proud baby!
4:36 PM April 13th via web
Out for another schmoke,half cut and going strong, delegates fascinated by my dodgy past ;-)
4:36 PM April 13th via web
@NickKenchington I apprec what u're saying but my brother has hd plenty of 'breaks' along the way. And has enjoyed 'break'ing far too much.
Perhaps I shouldn't have told them about my role in the legalize cannabis campaign? hmm. There's something meditative about skinning up.
4:39 PM April 13th via web
@evangelinetwitt yeah baby - TeamMontague all the way. We're loud we're proud and I'm stark raving mad.
@kellyann2911 Dad? Confront something? Find a solution? I take it u've not met. C that patch of sand? He's the 1 with his head buried in it.
4:42 PM April 13th via web
come to think of it, there's something meditative about tweeting.
4:45 PM April 13th via web
Romeo 2 seconds ago http://twitpic.com/1fdq5z
@NickKenchington I'm not trying to break apart my family. I'm trying to keep it together. What's left of it.
The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it - #WSBurroughs
4:47 PM April 13th via web
I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.
4:47 PM April 13th via web
Tweet your top chat up lines #topchatups
4:58 PM April 13th via web
Been sent back downstairs by a flapping @julietcap16 bcos her video "isn't ready yet"! She makes me laugh. Such an incredible young woman.
5:03 PM April 13th via web
Mum, y aren't u here? What should I believe? That u are with God? That u were too good for me? That doesn't help. I need u. More than ever.
5:21 PM April 13th via web
Y should a Montague Murderer sleep soundly when u have been taken away from me? Y should I have to deal with everything u have left behind?
5:24 PM April 13th via web
And y have I only got questions instead of answers? Need sleep. Need 2 say goodbye 2 2day...& not a moment too soon. I'll always love u Mum.
5:28 PM April 13th via web
@Tybalt_Cap Goodnight dickhead. You know I love you. If you want to throw that back in my face, go ahead. x
@julietcap16 Goodnight Mini-Me. Well done for getting through today. Told u we would. Together, you & I can get through anything. Fact. xxx
Dip in the night,but the Friar is getting higher.The peace and stillness outside a party are quite remarkable!
5:42 PM April 13th via web
thanks @adventuresofamy I too am finding it helps arrange thoughts and fears. This may be the best 'couch' I've been on.
5:45 PM April 13th via web
My mum died #10yearsago today. Montague killed her. That's all anyone needs to know.
5:45 PM April 13th via web
hello stars!what would your happiness be,if you had not those for whom you shine!A stroll in the garden indeed.
5:47 PM April 13th via web
hey @mason_mem thanks for the tip - chilly air to brush through and sweep my mind clean! Well, I say clean.
5:49 PM April 13th via web
soon luck runs out.
did he have?
and on and on.
not sad anymore @adventuresofamy moving from thoughtful back towards happy and I can see the lights and hear the sounds of a partayyy
away, unmarked, undead, could
That bastard walked
5:52 PM April 13th via web
"If I were rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together" - didn't go down too well Romeo you prat
5:56 PM April 13th via web
@Jess_nurse Just uploaded my video finally! YouTube crashed! last thing i needed! love you jess! Mum would be proud of us today xxx
that's my boy! http://twitpic.com/1fe6jn
Dick head dad in the morning. SUPERB!
5:59 PM April 13th via web
working my magic http://twitpic.com/1fe7w0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBN6oCp4GeM Love you Mum xxx
6:06 PM April 13th via web
Time to dance! Who wants to battle it out on the dancefloor?
6:21 PM April 13th via web
Are redheads good in beds. Ginger minge or ginger cringe? http://twitpic.com/1fedl5
Are redheads good in beds. Ginger minge or ginger cringe? http://twitpic.com/1fedll
so I was a drug dealer. so what? I'm a reformed character now. 10 years of cleaner living.10 years of making up for mistakes gone by.
6:42 PM April 13th via web
The Friar of old dealt in grass,he smuggled it tight up his ass,mistakes he did make & risks he did take,but now he's much cleaner at last!
6:48 PM April 13th via web
Ah,Twister with the delegates sounded like such a wicked idea_right foot yellow!? Left hand blue and green...bruised and sprained! Ouch.
7:05 PM April 13th via web
I demand to have booze!
7:20 PM April 13th via web
thanks @dovof I know the very flower you speak of!
7:22 PM April 13th via web
@Nikki_Watt thanks bud x
@daisythompson very tempted to come round,but it's still going off here and final day of conference starts at 9 tomorrow
7:31 PM April 13th via web
Why am I awake? More dreams. Dreamt about Mum. Not surprising. And about Tybalt. Again, pathetically predictable. Must try & get more sleep.
1:48 AM April 14th via web
Hotel breakfast,early but got to be done,especially with this hangover, bit f****d last night,please forgive any random tweets.
2:51 AM April 14th via web
"The task ahead of u is never greater than the strength within u." That rings true. For this morning's run. And all of today. Time 2face it.
3:01 AM April 14th via web
What a great morning! Expelled yesterday and today I have to endure a four hour drive back home with my father. Brilliant. Now for breakfast
3:07 AM April 14th via web
What shall be my last breakfast in this beautiful canteen?
3:08 AM April 14th via web
Morning tweeple!! Tweeting live from my bed... Need to leave for school in 20 mins but... My 17th viewing of Twilight is taking over!!
Omg I REALLY don't wanna go to school today! Save meeee! Xx
@skc0602 yeah iv read them like 7 times already! I love them sooo much x
Ok I really do need to get out of bed!! I have 10 mins to make myself look presentable!! X
@Stelly68 this is true!! I imagine h bring back with him an atmosphere and an angry dad lol
Uniform is on...bags on my back... Bed is still looking far too inviting! Time to go tho! Tweet you later people!!! Xxxxx
@skc0602 Cooked breakfast was cold but still went down a treat. The breakfast of kings. I ain't giving in today. Standing tall.
I'll be out front at nine so if the snitch who grassed on me wants to make amends. Be there!
3:39 AM April 14th via web
@julietcap16 What the hell were you thinking when you uploaded a video about mum on youtube!!! You need your head checking jules! Grow up!
Yes dad late again! So far 10years and 20minutes late! Do you give a toss?
4:21 AM April 14th via web
Come on then place your bets, how late is this mug gonna be?
4:22 AM April 14th via web
Ginger Minger still in my bed. Help! Anyone?!
4:51 AM April 14th via web
@PeteStauss 1 hour and still no show. He's got some nerve. Making me wait infront of all these muppets.
Useless times 2day. Been out here for 2 hours but can't find the stamina. Constantly going over & over what 2do about Tybalt. What CAN i do?
5:01 AM April 14th via web
@IkenCEO A frustratingly boring nightmare. Me trying to get to the school before Tybalt got caught with the drugs. Freud would be ashamed.
Your future is created by what you do today, not tomorrow...having said that,with this hangover today might have to wait 'til tomorrow.
5:03 AM April 14th via web
What the hell are you all looking at!?! Who's laughing now. Nothing better to do have you? Come down here then. Come on! Pricks!
5:04 AM April 14th via web
Definitely want to help the community @PeteStauss politics ain't for me,I wouldn't want to join any party that would have me as a member.
5:05 AM April 14th via web
Photo: I was outside The Swan and I could see him in there celebrating with his 'Montague Massive' (wtf?!)... http://tumblr.com/xv18lum0b
Maybe Dad can talk some sense in2 him. Maybe they'll have a heart2heart on the journey back. Yeah, right. Those two? Who am I trying 2 kid?
5:07 AM April 14th via web
@Jess_nurse keep going, push through the wall,behind you here!Going to chat to your bro today.
@PeteStauss I'm open to the idea of distractions but am useless at concentrating on films. Maybe a book...got any suggestions?
@skc0602 He'd hit the roof if I so much as hinted at the Army/Military. He'd think we were just trying to get rid of him..."again".
@LaurenceFriar Hope u have more luck than me. Let me know what he says. I should apologise 4 yest. I saw red. Should have bitten my tongue.
@Tybalt_Cap Is Dad there yet?
Bollocks. Knee is seizing up. Better give up 4 today & walk back. Giving up on a training session with 2wks til the Marathon? Nice one Jess.
5:23 AM April 14th via web
Tweeting under the covers, she thinks I'm sleeping. She won't leave!
5:46 AM April 14th via web
@cheapjones Thanks. Just hope it doesn't swell up! Its feeling quite tender as I'm walking now. Will just lay of it 4the rest of the day.x
@Tybalt_Cap Just wait 4 Dad & stay outta trouble. U know how to do that, right? Or shall I sent u a diagram? Dad will get to u...eventually.
Ginger hair stuck in my teeth?well, if she's gonna stay, might as well make the most of it!
6:01 AM April 14th via web
@Jess_nurse 2 hours Jess, 2 sodding hours and he finally rocks up. What an absolute cock! Now four hours of pleasantries. Bite me.
@Tybalt_Cap Play nice. Sod pleasantries. Just keep your mouth shut. Less harm will happen that way. Let Dad do the talking. Cu for lunch. x
@Tybalt_Cap Lunch? I meant supper. I'm stuck indoors with Dad's "Mum Replacement" 4 lunch. And you think YOU'RE the one stuck with a wanker.
Whan that Aprill with his shoores soote,the Friar did take the time 2 tweete;sprained wrist but takin words off (cont) http://tl.gd/s2ev0
He really is an uptight prat. Just under three hours and counting. If this is hell, I hate it.
7:13 AM April 14th via web
@NickKenchington looks like we are stopping. Oh joy. He's the one that needs the drink. The prat needs to loosen up for once.
@julietcap16 hey jules thought I'd get it into your head before I get back that Montague is a murderer that's all you need to think about!
@julietcap16 You're young and don't quite understand, that's why I'm spelling it out. And forget about your birthday. It ain't important!
8:35 AM April 14th via web
I ate lunch. She sucked on a butter bean. The woman looks like a walkin corpse. No meat on her bones. No brain in her head. Nice catch, Dad.
9:06 AM April 14th via web
Just seen Jules' vid. She's too worried; too young. I want there 2b things 4her 2 look 4ward to. Time 4me 2plan the best 16th Birthday ever!
9:16 AM April 14th via web
lunch and listening loud to Sage Francis The Best of Times - wow! http://bit.ly/9vQjeu
9:17 AM April 14th via web
Animals! Dad & Tybalt finally pull up.Then, seconds later, "Father & Son" are kicking the living crap out of each other on the front lawn!
10:06 AM April 14th via web
Video: thejives: wah! I want my mummy! - I don't get what Juliet and the rest of that lot keep going on about... http://tumblr.com/xv18m4lx8
Dragged me out of the car and took a swing at me! Wrong move father. Who's the one still on the floor! Kicked the old mans ass!!
10:23 AM April 14th via web
@Tybalt_Cap You idiot. U get out of the car & start throwing right hooks? Impressive work. *Just* how 2 encourage Dad to take u 2 Australia.
@Jess_nurse he started it! Old man needs to shape up if he's gonna go at me like that. That'll teach him for leaving me. Fuck Australia
Jeesh school only finished hall an hour ago and iv already witnessed more drama than I hve all day! A fist fight betwen dad and Tybalt...
Confined to my room. Joke. Can't keep me locked up forever. Just looked in the mirror. Ha ha ha. Not a scratch. I never lose a fight.
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@Tybalt_Cap Just stay up there & cool off. I'll sort Dad out.
10:39 AM April 14th via web
RT @Tybalt_Cap: Dragged me out of the car and took a swing at me! Wrong move father.<--- Was this cz you were expelled?!?! Was pretty epic!
@CMcArdle u won't love me when I'm done
@r_p_f i dont fit in
@imaginechild knavery's plain face is never seen till used
course over,coach home :-( learned so much re Twitter?intend to use it from now on to give my cafe a much bigger presence in cyberspace
10:45 AM April 14th via web
@shakabry he started it. What am I meant to do just sit back and let him kick the crap out of me. He deserved it
@julietcap16 What do you think Jules? It's just his way of showing love
@Jess_nurse just seen what's been going on!So sorry to see what's happening to Tybalt_going to try & extend an open hand & sympathetic ear
@Tybalt_Cap tut!! Well in that case you deserved it! you're gna have a lovely shiner later! Haha! X
@LaurenceFriar Be my guest. He's shutting me out. Blocks ANY way that I try to reach him. He just wants to fight. Even with me & Jules.
@eazecs Easy to give that advice. But would you call the police on your own family? Or would you try to sort it out yourself?
@julietcap16 That's bull and you know it. He didn't touch me. You may as well go play dress up now. Coz you ain't having no crappy party!
@eazecsf My aim? Family Unity. Calling on outsiders 2 sort this mess would surely just push my Brother away even further...& that scares me.
11:11 AM April 14th via web
@Tybalt_Cap What did I just say 2u? COOL OFF. Quit strikin at Jules just cos u can't take another swing at Dad. Please Tybs. Get it 2gether.
@Tybalt_Cap whatever! You're so mean!!!
@julietcap16 Pay no attention 2 Tantruming Tybs. The fact he calls YOU the baby of the family makes me laugh. And ur Party? Its gonna rock.x
Live and loud!My Electric Kool-Aid Cafe is online http://bit.ly/acOLuG tips on how to improve the site & market on twitter much appreciated!
11:39 AM April 14th via web
Sorry @julietcap16 tough couple of days for u!Dont be angry at your bro,he's a tormented soul.Back in cafe soon,always avail if u need. x
11:59 AM April 14th via web
@LaurenceFriar lol I kinda asked for that come back off him I guess but... He's still mean! older brothers eh?
@Jess_nurse am I deffo having a party!? X
@julietcap16 U shouldn't even need to ask! Yes. Yes. Yes. yes. YES. YES. YES. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. Start "theme thinking" sweetheart! xxxxxxxx
@Jess_nurse Theme thinking? OMGosh OK... This could take a while... xxxxx
@siobhandaly Like anyone would want to be my Edward! Im so fat and gross! :( x
@julietcap16 The only thing I FORBID is anything evening hinting at Twilight or Edward Bloody Cullen! ;o) Other than that, go wild girl! xxx
@Jess_nurse hahahahaha tut that was deffo my 1st idea! lol xx
@Jess_nurse When is dinner! Im so hungry but i have so much homework to do! xx
@julietcap16 40 minutes and it'll be on the table. Head down til then Missy. Then spinach ravioli with a feta cheese sauce. Nom, nom, nom! x
@Jess_nurse ahh youre suuuuch a good cook jessie!!! Cant wait!!
@julietcap16 Flattery won't get u any more early Birthday presents! ;o) xxx
@Jess_nurse haha i can but try! xxxx
OMG it is soooo loud! Dad and Tybalt are fighting! Trying to do my homework and its REALLY not happening! Any homework excuses welcome!? x
1:04 PM April 14th via web
Should I b cooking a "family" meal aft 2day? Half of me hopes it will iron things out. The other is sure we're destined 4 ravioli wallpaper.
1:17 PM April 14th via web
@astriddita I'm not a religious man,more a spiritual man,leaning towards scientific humanism with a strong belief in the power of love
Home,home,home.Feels empty after buzz of the course,but there's a gorgeous smell of coffee,cakes & books-'Yves st Laurence' un parfum
1:55 PM April 14th via web
This Ravioli is Jess's idea to bring the family back together! I ain't running the marathon. Selfish is what I think it is. Tastes like crap
2:14 PM April 14th via web
Oh here he goes. Lecture time. Lets see what the big mans got to say. Blah Blah Blah.
2:16 PM April 14th via web
just been called down for a family meal... this could be interesting...
2:18 PM April 14th via web
@julietcap16 the muppets arrived then
ahh-great to see all the Capulet kids on twitter ? Jess, Tybalt & Juliet.wonderful people.to be a fly in the soup at the family meal.
2:28 PM April 14th via web
Silence... Lecture.... Silence... Lecture... God this is tense!! X
talking at me but not looking at me. As they say in one ear out the other.
2:35 PM April 14th via web
thought I knocked some sense into him. Obviously not.
2:42 PM April 14th via web
2:58 PM April 14th via web
@Tybalt_Cap Can't believe u were on ur mob throughout supper. Did u think I/Dad couldn't see? And u think my food is crap? YOU cook.
hang over definitely taken it's toll,quiet day for me.like a pig has shat in my head indeed.hair of the dog and chill with a chillum - ahhhh
3:04 PM April 14th via web
@Jess_nurse this is a difficult time for you all,he's a young lad going thru some tough emotions.If there?s anything I can do Jess just ask.
@LaurenceFriar If I knew what 2do, we wouldn't hv a problem. I'm out of ideas. Hit. Brick wall. Head. U rearrange. Mum would know. I don't.
@Jess_nurse 2rite ur Mum would know.i remember days with your Mum,Montague & me,shaking fists at the winds sneer,she always knew what to do!
@Tybalt_Cap Did u even want 2go 2 Aus? Truthfully? If Dad had said yes, you'd complain. He said no. That isn't right either. What DO u want?
@LaurenceFriar Yeah, thanks for that. Reminding me that Mum WOULD know what to do when I don't have a clue. Helpful. Really helpful.
@julietcap16 Are you alright sweetheart? Wasn't that just the *best* meal ever?! I could smash their heads together Jules, I really could. x
hey @BenVoli0 staying in tonight,suffered today - these bones are getting old & I've got Anna Karenina to read in 3 weeks for book club
3:26 PM April 14th via web
@Jess_nurse u know what to do.You're ur Mum's daughter,the answer 2 everything is in your heart or in front of ur eyes;just don't look hard
@Jess_nurse I'm good! Was just a bizarre atmosphere.. Sorry I just upped and left! I have homework to do... Feeling the tention tho jessie x
@julietcap16 As long as u're ok. Shout down if u need anything. Will clear up & then head 2bed. Think we all need some solo time aft that. x
Aft our family disaster dinner, I quit as a Solicitor. I'm now a Crisis Negotiator. My nearest'n'dearest give me all the training I need.
4:14 PM April 14th via web
Homework kinda finished... Music blaring... It's rubbish! Does anyone elses family fight like this!? X
@julietcap16 I'm buying us earplugs! It'll be alright my love. Promise. YOU focus on your party & Australia. Let ME worry about our Boys. xx
@Jess_nurse Happiness is having a large,loving,caring,close-knit family in another city. Don't worry,pop in 2moro-my head's a mess right now
@adventuresofamy loving Anna Karenina,something to get lost in_Anna reminds me of Susan Capulet in many ways..Ah...Enjoy it,it's a real gem!
Bed aft an eve spent in sep rooms. A family divided? By who? Let's face it. Problems started #10yearsago when Montague got behind the wheel.
BIG SOZ @thejives i'm not listening to u. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5:46 PM April 14th via web
@Jess_nurse awww I love you jessie!! I'm gna get to bed!! It's been a curaaayyyyzayyyy day!! Love you xxx
@voyd r u stalking me?
Night tweeple!!! Xxxx
chez moi:house is tidy but mind is cluttered,belly full but hungry as ever!Stay hungry,stay foolish. http://yfrog.com/3afriarhoosj
and the crapulets keep coming - This guy's a walking soap opera. Move over eastenders. It's not exactly the... http://tumblr.com/xv18ml8qn
than too late - #bukowski
6:01 PM April 14th via web
and there's nothing worse
6:03 PM April 14th via web
it's too late
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and most often when you do
6:07 PM April 14th via web
decades to realize this
6:11 PM April 14th via web
but it often takes
6:12 PM April 14th via web
"You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucken' fingers and say, 'That's..." http://tumblr.com/xv18mlwv0
than being alone
6:15 PM April 14th via web
Ah,from Manali with love;the powerful grace that lies in plants,herbs,...& stoners?So mellow 2be home & listen to FIP http://bit.ly/zCM4
6:22 PM April 14th via web
there are worse things
6:24 PM April 14th via web
feel a deep bond with my community right now :-) brain misting over,dreams carrying me away,night x zzzz
6:46 PM April 14th via web
Awake. Up. Trainers on. Today is a NEW day, & Im determined to make it better than yest. To start? Off to smash my best training time...
Hello goodbye from me!!! Dad made us eat breakfast together :/ dno where this sudden need for "family" has come from for him!! Ah schoollll
Flying visit but hey!!! Educations-a-calling! Laterssss taters xx
Time check. On track! YES! Come on Nursey girl. I am going 2 DO this people! For myself. For Mum. For my family. For www.winstonswish.org.uk
Tweeting under the bedcovers pretending to be asleep because ginger minger still here - ive got GINGERvitis & I want rid of it!
4:15 AM April 15th via web
morning rush over,no queue for coffee to go.Espresso to go? WTF? No espresso to go! It's already fast enough! Sit down I'll have one myself.
4:41 AM April 15th via web
If you live each day as if it was you're last, one day you'll almost certainly be right. Singin whilst wipin tables -'ooh I wanna be loved!'
4:48 AM April 15th via web
BEST TIME YET! Under the 2hour mark! Will celebrate with something naughty from Friar's Cafe. Should make peace after snapping at him yest.
The Ginge has left the building - I finally found my cojones and told her to leave (after one last adventure of the quicky-mart)
5:51 AM April 15th via web
@Jess_nurse dropped in,lovely 2 share memories of much missed Susan Capulet,tho told jess bout Mum & Montague affair,she's just stormed off
I live by truth-but might've been 2 honest,telling Jess how her Mum was fiesty,maybe married too young and for the wrong reasons (money)
5:56 AM April 15th via web
@LaurenceFriar What ru DOING? First u lie 2me about Mum & then u start the same slander on here 4 everyone 2see?! U said u were her friend.
awe man,she had a right to know the truth,she was just a teenager at the time & i knew her Mum so well,it wasnt to upset her!Advice anyone?
6:03 AM April 15th via web
How DARE he. He calls himself a man of God? The disgusting things he said about Mum. Evil. Pure evil. And I'd gone in there to make peace!
@Jess_nurse i'm so sorry,u make me so proud,ur such a strong independent woman,u deserved to know & needed to know.
@Jess_nurse not evil,none of us are angels,ur Mum was a good person & a great Mum,flawed yes,but aren't we all! i'm a man of truth,not God
I respect ur views @Jess_nurse & i'm so sorry to upset you,these wounds will never heal without time & truth.please think about what I said.
6:10 AM April 15th via web
@LaurenceFriar Dont patronise me. I make u proud? Bullshit. U make me sick. Yest u spoke so sweetly of Mum's memory. But 2day u sully it.
Going to get cleaned up(shouldn't need to floss) then will be uploading from the past few days
6:12 AM April 15th via web
@LaurenceFriar Your "truth" is founded on lies. And who r U to dictate? Who r U to say what happened? Y should I believe a Stoned has-been?
FUCK..Something needed to be done to bring these two families together!This place is too fucking busy to tweet-aghhh!
6:30 AM April 15th via web
I was there @Jess_nurse,I'm sorry but I was,it's not lies,u were so young!I was a loser/lost soul then,the loss of ur Mum changed me to good
6:32 AM April 15th via web
good to have been sprung from chokey. locked myself in my room and cranked the music up to 11.
6:35 AM April 15th via web
@LaurenceFriar Y is it ur duty 2bring our families 2get?Ur a part of neither. Did u lie about Mum & him 2promote unity?! Ur makin it WORSE.
6:53 AM April 15th via web
@laurencefriar how's it going old man? You back from religious free-loving cult thing? Need to see you for stock take at some point
@mercuteio stressed,but all's cool,packed can't stop-come after lunch.The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything!
@LaurenceFriar nice one. I'm heading over to romeo's later so we'll come down then. You realised that the Crapulets aren't welcome yet?
weapons are out/HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
ladybird ladybird / drove home too late
against the wall / over the phone
ladybird ladybird / taking you home
7:11 AM April 15th via web
MUTHA: a poem
7:11 AM April 15th via web
@brevit you know that we have all the fun rather than that Crapulet scum
The ginger one - a good lay but man did she stay http://twitpic.com/1fqrc8
Don't feel like lunch. Friar has turned my stomach. Or maybe his cafe did that. Not what I expected. Cheap & Artificial. Like it's owner.
Check this video out -- Montague supporters http://youtu.be/MI9SvPMg0ao
7:46 AM April 15th via web
Watch this space for uploads from Montague day
7:51 AM April 15th via web
Check this video out -- Montague chant http://youtu.be/PCgKBQEvRx4 another chant from Montague Day. Capulet's will love it
7:56 AM April 15th via web
loving Twitter (twatting?) - need to get my mates on here. Meeting up with my best mate later Romeo - post why he should get on twitter
8:03 AM April 15th via web
Check this video out -- Montague supporters2 http://youtu.be/xCLAjxqgFKE Crapulets check this out.
8:05 AM April 15th via web
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Check this video out -- Like flies on shit http://youtu.be/OzoYqq6l4j4
8:15 AM April 15th via web
Check this video out -- Romeo romancing http://youtu.be/FQqsR4H_Z5k
8:16 AM April 15th via web
nothing to eat in the flat - bloody ginger minger eating me out of house and home. PUB LUNCH!
8:19 AM April 15th via web
@PhillMonk no offence meant about ginger people (I actually prefer ginger) just a certain one in particular
"Brotherly love" http://twitpic.com/1fr4gx
@PhillMonk cheers for that - will make sure I don't offend. I'll get him on twitter don't you worry - he's a sheep and will follow soon
RT mercuteio @PhillMonk no offence meant about ginger people (I actually prefer ginger) just a certain one in particular
8:32 AM April 15th via web
Scampi or the chicken bacon and cheese? Decisions decisions
9:09 AM April 15th via web
Scampi or chicken bacon cheese? Decisions decisions. Can I stomach more fish after the past few days?!
9:15 AM April 15th via web
Shares are on the up
9:36 AM April 15th via web
Can't beat scampi to be honest - it had to be done. Now on route to get pretty-boy and stop at the cafe
10:01 AM April 15th via web
@chickgonebad I do indeed - he was blessed with the looks (little bugger)
What an AWFUL day!!!!!! My eyes are sooo puffy and red because of how much ive been crying! Those MONTAGUES are such IDIOTS!
10:14 AM April 15th via web
@chickgonebad why have a boy when you can have a man?!
what a day,social networking working already - too busy to eat lunch,chilling now,having a seat out back, sun on my face, no sign of ash ;-)
10:22 AM April 15th via web
#getromeoontwitter message me your rallying to get him on & i'll use it to tempt the tiger out of his cage
10:24 AM April 15th via web
@julietcap16 Jules, what's happened? Where are you? Just at the shops. What's going on? xxxx
@Jess_nurse OMG! I had PE 2nd period and some Montague boys had written "Montague is innocent" on the back of my P.E shirt!
@laurencefriar me and romeo are on route so you don't have to be a larry anymore - don't you find my wordplay truly remarkable
MONTAGUE IS GUILTY!!!!!!
10:41 AM April 15th via web
@julietcap16 WTF?! Ru back home? I'll jump in a cab. Be with u asap. Jules, I'm so sorry. What childish idiots. U deserve NONE of this. xxx
@mercuteio your jeu de mot are truly inspiring,just get your ass down here,am out back.
@Jess_nurse I cant believe they did this to me! Thats like low of the low! And 2 days after the memorial! Everyone saw it Jessie!!!
@PhillMonk FUNNY! It was horrifying! 2 days after my mums memorial! So horrid
Do any of you know the names of the kids who defaced my sister's tshirt? I need to get hold of their parents. Called the school, but no joy.
10:51 AM April 15th via web
Out back with @laurencefriar and romeo - larry is offering wise words on why twitter is useful. The man has his uses
10:54 AM April 15th via web
nice to be able to share what I learnt on the course,this boy is gonna take some convincing tho #getromeoontwitter a cause worth fighting!
10:58 AM April 15th via web
What other uses does twitter have that I can convince romeo to sign up?
11:00 AM April 15th via web
"Twitter is for twats" according to Romeo
11:02 AM April 15th via web
@KPMoviesaholic oh how innocent become the ignorant
Twitter is for twats!? - be plain,good son,and homely in thy drift! Ha, Romeo needs an open mind; puff puff give...
11:06 AM April 15th via web
@julietcap16 Nearly home. It's gonna be ok. People saw? So what. Anyone that matters KNOWS the truth Jules. That Montague is a Murderer. xxx
Just been showing him all the tweets you've replied - I thunk the boy is coming round
11:12 AM April 15th via web
By George I think we've got him
11:23 AM April 15th via web
think @mercuteio is getting there with Romeo,makin 2 mochas for the boys,nice 2 see such good friends bantering,smiling like the Chesire cat
11:24 AM April 15th via web
@Jess_nurse but why did they have to do it o publicly! i just wanted to die!!
I've seen all the tweets from the people that merc stalks..I mean follows!. so ok here i am. gota give the fans what they want =) pointless!
11:30 AM April 15th via web
please welcome @romeo_mo on to Twitter
11:30 AM April 15th via web
My mate @romeo_mon has finally joined - follow him and shiw him how good twitter can be
11:32 AM April 15th via web
@romeo_mo has come forth!so sweet to salute you on here!methinks this boy might need some help about how to use Twitter. Suggestions anyone?
My mate @romeo_mo has finally got his arse in gear and gljoined twitter - follow him and let the fun begin
11:36 AM April 15th via web
cannot believe @mercuteio has pestered me for days, nay weeks! nay MONTHS to get on twitter and then he tell every1 the wrong name. You Nob!
11:37 AM April 15th via web
@romeo_mo I always wanted to take you're twi-ginity
is gona find me some fitty fitty celebs. @laurencefriar, i dont care what you say, thats the only reason anybody would use twitter!
11:40 AM April 15th via web
@feaksjourney Thanks so much :) I dont understand why people bully others! x
@romeo_mo you should've stuck with mon coz I think romeo_mo sounds like a ho with no place to you know?!
11:47 AM April 15th via web
hahaha #TeamMontague!! love it! Friar is a legend, to mark the occasion me and mercutio have free chocolate cake =)
11:51 AM April 15th via web
11:52 AM April 15th via web
@romeo_mo At least his chocolate cake is better than his fruitcake - love the fact we are sat next to eachother tweeting
11:57 AM April 15th via web
has just seen the photos Mercutio put up from the other night.time for some revenge! your not the only 1 with a camera mmmwwahahaha!!
12:01 PM April 15th via web
except i don't know how to upload...... =(
12:01 PM April 15th via web
@Jess_nurse keep the noise down love I can?t hear the music
merc has his computer brain and nimble typing fingers.I,on the other hand, have typing fingers of lead and led astray on2 twitter i find 'em
12:12 PM April 15th via web
@romeo stop trying to touch me up I've told you I'm not like that
12:12 PM April 15th via web
Alevel computing did not prepare me for the maze that is twitter but is that an indictment of twitter or of my teacher...hmmmm =)
12:16 PM April 15th via web
@Tybalt_Cap The "noise" u can hear is me making YOU dinner. Lets swap. Y don't I veg out on my bed while u prepare food for 5 people? X
Jules won't come out of her room. Hasn't stopped crying since she got in. Don't know how to make it better or how to sooth her. Ideas? X
The cake has already hit me - good shit
12:22 PM April 15th via web
classy fella! http://yfrog.com/3j12042010026j
@julietcap16 Angel, ru coming down 4 supper when it's ready? Don't hide away. I know u said u wanted 2b alone, but I hate u bein so upset. X
@mercuteio are u gona ask him why he's shutting the cafe early or should I?! that sucks man, i wna stay here and hang out! the three of us!
FFS Larry the Hippy is coming for dinner. Who invited him?!!
12:38 PM April 15th via web
@Jess_nurse Ill come down... but im not a pretty sight right now... i didnt think i had this many tears in me!
12:40 PM April 15th via web
Friar is coming for dinner? No. No. No.
aw WHAT. he's goin Crapulets?! @Laurencefriar when you read this tweet come over and promise to hang out with U, your real friends.ok?Thanks
12:44 PM April 15th via web
12:46 PM April 15th via web
@lumilyon You know what. I think u hit the nail on the head. PJs. DVD. Comfort food. I might even give in & say I'll watch Twilight! X
12:49 PM April 15th via web
@julietcap16 Listen u, Ive a plan. Y don't I dish up 4the boys & then we can cosy up with grub/DVD on the sofa.I'll even agree 2 Twilight! X
Call me when dinner is ready... gna wash my face xx
12:51 PM April 15th via web
@Jess_nurse :) this is why i love you xxxx
@LaurenceFriar So you're joining us for dinner? Is there anything u don't eat/ru veggie? It'll b u, Dad, his Mrs & Tybs. Jules/I hv plans.
1:02 PM April 15th via web
yes @Jess_nurse just closed up & I'm on my way now,Im so sorry about this morning,I'm delighted & honoured to be dining at Capulet Towers
1:05 PM April 15th via web
1:06 PM April 15th via web
@LaurenceFriar Ive cooked Salmon. Shit. Well, there's plenty of veg. Jules/I r at home but gonna watch a film. She got bullied 2day. Badly.
@proudveggie You are a GENIUS for the Twilght suggestion! X
@Jess_nurse so sorry 2 hear that.She's a target cos she's beautiful,intelligent & a Capulet,I know she'll be fine,is it ok 2 speak 2 her l8r
@LaurenceFriar Knock yourself out.
@romeo_mo is such an xbox geek!
Romeo is such an xbox geek!
2:01 PM April 15th via web
@Ficky_ Undecided on party theme. Suggestions still welcome. Thought we'd discuss it over grub but Im yelled at if I talk over Eddie Cullen!
@brichnic That means a lot. But 99% of the time I feel like I'm doing a crap job. Families. I just know Mum would handle things better. X
Beers in Fridge - Check, Pizza in the oven - Check, Modernwarfare in Xbox check, DVD unwrapped and ready to play - check. All systesm aGOGO!
2:33 PM April 15th via web
@brichnic I often wish I could b more kid-like. Is that selfish? Stamp my feet, scream "this ain't fair" & let someone else take the reins.
@brichnic That's my fear. Thru all this, Dad & his stupid wife do NOTHING 2help. They look the other way. If I give up, who keeps fighting?
delicious dinner.am hoping to continue Capulet's fantastic works in the community when he leaves for Oz.about to discuss with him.
2:54 PM April 15th via web
#electiondebate on here at Capulets in less than 20mins.The triumvirate -ha!Where are the green party?the SNP?Hope these guys can be honest!
3:14 PM April 15th via web
#electiondebate leaders trust is like an elastic band;it can be stretched & stretched,but it will eventually snap & never be the same again.
3:21 PM April 15th via web
Survived Twilight by tweeting.Great 2c J smile; even just at her beloved Cullen. Friar still here. His sucking up 2Dad is foul.Now?Election.
#electiondebate history in the making indeed!did they draw lots to decide who'd stand in the middle?
3:34 PM April 15th via web
#electiondebate initial thoughts, Clegg:empathetic Brown:Integrity Cameron:charisma
3:39 PM April 15th via web
@Jess_nurse I know u question my past & I agree its checkered,but I've learnt & have much 2 give cos of this.Not sycophancy,I respect ur Dad
#electiondebate drinking game: do a shot everytime some1 says the words "change" "fair" or "i believe".
Clegg is a hit with the ladies I hear with his sexual conquests according to certain tabloids - good man!
3:50 PM April 15th via web
mum is forcing dad to watch the debate thing haha his face, the only battle worth being part of in online. I'd noobtube the lot of them!
back in my room - box on. Nature Shock Flesh Eating River Monsters or three men in ties talking ?
I'm sure DO respect my Dad... AND his position in our Community... AND the leg-up on the Social ladder he could give you. Admirable.
Modern warfare whilst blazing - try it out
3:54 PM April 15th via web
"Stop the youth of 2day becoming the hardened criminals of 2mor"? "This isnt question time, it's answ time"?Cameron is behind on soundbites.
Cameron - 'cleaner polictics'?? Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason!!
4:02 PM April 15th via web
Reflecting on today... Montague is a murderer!! I WAS BORN A #Capulet AND WILL DIE a Capulet!!!
Dave is back in the game. "We're going to cut the cost of politics". It's now level-pegging. Who will win the "emptiest claim" contest?
We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
4:06 PM April 15th via web
The topical news i want to watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qEFFR8gX6k&feature=related.too easy to beat merc on CoDwhen he's stoned =)
4:06 PM April 15th via web
"opening young people's minds" - You shiny poncy show-off - come here and open my mind #leadersdebate
4:12 PM April 15th via web
#election debate Brown n Cameron are so focussed on each other that they're making it easy 4 Clegg 2 score points.
#electiondebate If you're fond of your livers, I think my drinking game was a bad idea...unbelievable. Has anyone been keeping count?
@LaurenceFriar you are on
@ndwebb Yest's fight was a result of family, not Global politics. The only people who could've prevented it were those throwing the punches.
@rkellum Ha! Put the bottle down! I should have also added in the phrase "guarantee"...X
#leadersdebate I agree with Cameron- the drugs have got to be there when we need them! Hahahaha!
4:48 PM April 15th via web
@mercuteio doing enough toking for the both of us.i don't need to light up to get stoned, this is amazing =) love being in a full house =)
Tybalt seems 2b taking a shine to our over-friendly Friar. Should I worry? If my Dad's No.1 Fan can help him, perhaps I should b pleased.
@romeo_mo nearly all gone - oops!
Hosting debate bout the debate bout the debate in cafe tomorrow.all welcome.
to say you have all you need and it's yours and your's alone, is to tell yourself the biggest lie, your grand estate is just an empty home
5:45 PM April 15th via web
hehe mercs finally passed out! im not far off! love live, love friends, love family....and twitters alrite i suppose...night all you lot x
6:02 PM April 15th via web
great nite,speaking 2 Capulet bout community,gettin 2 know Tybalt better-the boy needs a mentor.poor Juliet & bullying.hm,community & family
6:05 PM April 15th via web
"Guest" has left & family all in bed. Time to follow their example. For once. Night. X
I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the community, and as long as I live it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can. Night all x
6:10 PM April 15th via web
@sparklymia ur the winner. i cld send you something else. wot do u fancy?
@emksteele geek chorus i think u mean
@JuNo6692 she never yet was foolish, that was fair,
brown-nosing the crapulets - That reminds me I am *definitely* going down Larry Friars net cafe this... http://tumblr.com/xv18otd1z
haunting dreams last nite,but another busy morning and now happy as larry with 'fresh supplies' just in.
5:11 AM April 16th via web
Slept like a log. Had a toke with Larry last night. He's actually an all right geez. Gonna go down his cafe for a chilled smoke later. Nice!
5:58 AM April 16th via web
woke up today to find an unaturally hairy body next to me.looks like merc got bored of the couch andchanged to my bed.should i wake him up?
6:02 AM April 16th via web
frodo feet next to me here! http://yfrog.com/35day2019j
Fresh supplies actually coffee not cannabis'though there's nothing fundamentally wrong with cannabis http://yfrog.com/37coffee12j
just looked at @ relpies!say what you want about Merc,he can oraganise a #getromeoontwitter campaign! hi ladies and gents...and ladieees!=)
6:14 AM April 16th via web
i'm gona let him sleep. just so i can play CoD in peace =) u tweeters are mean, i'll be telling merc what you wanted me to do!
6:17 AM April 16th via web
@batsgirl you fickle bunch!
http://bit.ly/sCvqy hm,twiddling thumbs & tapping fingers;not so busy this morning,anyone tips on how to boost my follower numbers?
6:28 AM April 16th via web
Woke up gagging for breath - man it stinks in here!
6:30 AM April 16th via web
@LaurenceFriar Larry mate. Sorted my head out last night. Good shit. Cheers for that. I'll see ya later to have a taste of the new coffee...
bril.sharing a bed with@mercuteio while he's gt morning glory.how did my life come to this! haha tho i cnt act like i'm not impressed!=P
6:38 AM April 16th via web
6:48 AM April 16th via web
any xboxers: oberomeokenobi
6:54 AM April 16th via web
this is ridiulous. my dad lost his eye with honour fighting Crapulet, i'm gona loose mine cos Merc insits on dancing around in his boxers to
7:01 AM April 16th via web
7:01 AM April 16th via web
RT romeo_mo any xboxers: oberomeokenobi - he needs his practice after I whooped his ass last night. Though he was going to cry
7:02 AM April 16th via web
@g0_f1sh i am the king of modern warfare 2. bring it.
@g0_f1sh hehe oooo it's on!
Hair of the dog?
7:08 AM April 16th via web
ooo can smell Bacon and Egg butties! mum is probs still in bed so hopefully Dad may be bringin his lads some brekkie in bed.let us all pray!
7:11 AM April 16th via web
7:16 AM April 16th via web
My Dad, the legend, the original Mr Monty, as bought us breakfast and has seen me and merc in bed and asked is there room for one more hehe
7:20 AM April 16th via web
Monty just brought us egg & bacon butties & even over-did the bacon how I like it - what a legend. I love that man. How do you like yours?
7:21 AM April 16th via web
7:28 AM April 16th via web
Driving Miss Daisy to @LaurenceFriar stock-take needed
7:36 AM April 16th via web
@LaurenceFriar got a bit over excited and we had the lot - just on the way to the cafe. See you in a bit
@mercuteio no probs at all lad. All is v chilled here,see yas in a bit. x
Just been called down for a spot of lunch with step muppet. My guess is no meat. I am going to make it my aim to stay calm throughout
8:03 AM April 16th via web
I feel like a rabbit eating this crap. check out this http://tinyurl.com/y4p7hg9 funny as. she's off her rocker. I think she came from Mars
8:35 AM April 16th via web
Friar may have spent last night with the crapulets but we all know hes a true `gue
@rkellum tell me about it! I just wish she'd get the hint. Not interested, never will be. What I would give for a steak right now.
8:46 AM April 16th via web
playing online games (bit of a Braid addict) & having a mellow time,feeling content & on the tips of the rabbit fur,trying not to fall off..
9:04 AM April 16th via web
Glad that's over. No hope with that melon. Thought about getting her take on me moving to Oz. Then I thought again. Absolute fruit loop!
9:05 AM April 16th via web
@rosencr4ntz u think ur gonna make it to england? dream on.
Just laughed so much with @LaurenceFriar story about his escapades in Pnom Phen - I think a little bit of wee came out
9:24 AM April 16th via web
o here we go. Tybalt, Prince of Crapulets, has just walked in. You know what! i'm with friends, in good company, he's not gona ruin my day!
10:01 AM April 16th via web
Sun peeping in through cafe windows,dust dancing in the light & @Tybalt just paid us a visit. Great to see him :-)
10:01 AM April 16th via web
A man walks into a cafe, sees a pair of pansies sitting in the corner. What does he do...
10:03 AM April 16th via web
The Prince of Pussy's has just walked in - the "courageous" captain of cocks!
10:03 AM April 16th via web
Well looky looky at the shit hanging on the walls. Looks like a guy with one eye painted it. Oh yeah he did!
10:06 AM April 16th via web
Twitter banter I can take,Capulet's & Montague's in one place,maybe I can pull this community together!open hands to replace clenched fists!
10:07 AM April 16th via web
Maybe I could make it like father like son. Help them out with any bonding issues they're having. Or I could just take both eyes?
10:09 AM April 16th via web
@LaurenceFriar,u need to sort out ur door policy,you let in any scum in, and Capulet is lowest of the low.PLEASE stop talkin to him.For me!
http://twitpic.com/1g03x3 pretty much sums up my day really!! I love my friends!! I've had THE best day at school today!! X
Tybalt thinks he's the dogs bollox with that hat on - this is what he really looks like! http://yfrog.com/4iwisdomnormanphotonormanj
These pricks don't deserve to walk the earth.
10:13 AM April 16th via web
these boys! it's all good,but if looks could kill http://bit.ly/4Sz5l - just need them to talk to one another, suggestions please?
10:13 AM April 16th via web
haha merc, its so true Tybalt with that hat on - this is what he really looks like! http://yfrog.com/4iwisdomnormanphotonormanj
10:14 AM April 16th via web
who's gonna be put out of their misery first
10:14 AM April 16th via web
10:15 AM April 16th via web
@KPMoviesaholic we were here first and Friar is our friend. why shouldn't be here. he's the one who needs to get lost!!
i swear to god tybalt needs to shut up right NOW. he's like one of those things from The Mummy that bites you and crawls under your skin!!!
10:18 AM April 16th via web
ok,temperature rising in here,verbal goading now!pulled blinds on sun and opened windows, letting some air in here. hmm
10:18 AM April 16th via web
Just had to tell everyone to calm down,supposed to be a place of peace,fair trade coffee & fair play cafe! feeling let down...
10:21 AM April 16th via web
Prince of Pussy's forgets that @romeo_mo is a boxer and it won't be long before the raging bull comes out i'll be right here when it does
10:22 AM April 16th via web
in the time it took to post g on Tumblr, Tybalt already turned up. keepin my hed down in the corner. its like three big dogs sniffing bums.
10:24 AM April 16th via web
So sad to see old Montague & Capulet enmities played out like this,very bad things being said here by both sides,really kicking off now,SHIT
10:24 AM April 16th via web
"Tybalt thinks he's the dogs bollox with that hat on - this is what he really looks like!..." http://tumblr.com/xv18p39ae
Tybalt is actually being quite funny about Romeo's dad's crap paintings. hardly worth stealin ;-)
10:28 AM April 16th via web
10:34 AM April 16th via web
this is actually the perfect time to get upstairs and have a really good look around Larry's flat. bye losers
10:34 AM April 16th via web
cannot believe that Friar held me back?!?! Tybalt needs to learn that the words he uses to threaten and insult Montague have consequences
10:35 AM April 16th via web
AND now Tybalt gets the 'it's alright, calm down' treatment from friar outside and me and merc are left looking like absolute idiots,Thnx F!
10:36 AM April 16th via web
@LaurenceFriar better be telling him the scum isn't welcome anymore. tell him i like it when he gets angry and the vain pops out his neck
STOP telling me to calm down. 10 years ago Capulet beat up my Dad and he didn't fight back.My Dad lost his eye that day.Capulet WILL NOT WIN
10:48 AM April 16th via web
When Lady Capulet died in that crash in my dads car, Capulet may have lost a wife but my Father lost a woman who he utterly loved.
10:51 AM April 16th via web
Trying to calm @romeo_mo he's flipped. Suggestions needed?
10:54 AM April 16th via web
#Tybaltisatwat - let's spread the word!!!
10:55 AM April 16th via web
It was ten years ago, you'd think Crapulet would be happy that his wife fell in love with a Montague.At least she knew love b4 she died!
10:55 AM April 16th via web
Drama,heart beating like a fighting bull.Promised Tybalt quality 'takeway' to leave-he's gone,he has so much anger.calming down with spliff
10:59 AM April 16th via web
"Romeo,we're are all equal"-Friar.Dad has encouraged me,respected me,supported me,loved me all my life.can tybalt say the same about his.
11:10 AM April 16th via web
Crapulet is nothing like an equal to my father!
11:11 AM April 16th via web
11:14 AM April 16th via web
@ecu9697 to loose a mother is terrible bt Crapulet lost a wife he didn't love to my dad.He beat my dad up and why he doesn't stop Tybalt
They absolutely shat themselves. Larry's just given me some gear so I leave. Can't pass up on free toke. Anyway I'm just biding my time!
11:16 AM April 16th via web
11:17 AM April 16th via web
Proud of my boy @romeo_mo
11:25 AM April 16th via web
Tybalts vendetta started 10 years ago between our Dads. Non-violoence didn't end it then 4 my dad. I don't want a fight bt I won't sit back!
11:27 AM April 16th via web
I love friar but can't be doing with him any more today. Pub me thinks! don't know where i'd be without you big dog @mercuteio! legend!
11:30 AM April 16th via web
Taking @romeo_mo to pub to get a drink (and more-some) in him. This isn't just some angry boys it's a long running feud that will be settled
11:34 AM April 16th via web
11:39 AM April 16th via web
Photo: Seen this http://tumblr.com/xv18p6d9l
I`m just a boy, Standing in front of a beer, telling I love it :-) ta 4 all ur lovely tweets gang
@velckrogdl make love not war. i like it=)
@velckrogdl but he also said i am the walrus koo-koo-ka-choo. i don't know what to believe!
12:30 PM April 16th via web
Reading Anna Karenina & contemplating todays to dos.exhausted from being in middle;both houses equal in my heart.Bike ride to clear head.
1:11 PM April 16th via web
Stuffed - nobody does food like the swan (maybe M&S)
1:29 PM April 16th via web
having a good time with merc and appriciates everything #teammontague have been saying but im sorry,today has been totally ruined by Tybalt
1:46 PM April 16th via web
The boy is back - @romeo_mo just came up with "Upload that Load" (post your pics of cleavage & rear without the subjects knowing)
2:07 PM April 16th via web
@thejives that is such a good point. he's so fustrating tho man!!!!
O please! @mercuteio SO came up with this. I mean just look what you have to do.....not saying i wont play tho..... =)
2:09 PM April 16th via web
Out with my workmates and well away from F--- - phone on for first time and off pretty soon if this margarita has any say.
2:12 PM April 16th via web
oh yessssssss. Letting off steam in the city - far far away from #Capulet crisis management ... even further now I find the off butto
2:14 PM April 16th via web
NEWS FLASHHH!!! I am OFFICIALLY having a party next Friday for my 16th birthday!! Wooop @jess_nurse is throwing it for me! MWAH!!
ok @mercuteio you wna play with the big boys? that girl at the bar...she's mine
2:20 PM April 16th via web
wheels turning & brain whirring & realisation that cafe was as good a place as any for trouble 2day,at least I was able to nip it in bud.
2:25 PM April 16th via web
Just been lectured by Father throughout dinner. Actually wasn't too bad. A chance of me running the UK business if I sort myself out! Easy!
3:12 PM April 16th via web
almost caught http://twitpic.com/1g26v0
Family feuds are innate,tribal,a way of sorting dominance,the way of nature.Problem-neither will back down.Solution-diplomacy,surely,but how
3:29 PM April 16th via web
thanks all for great @dvice - baking ginger biscuits,listening to Joanna Newsom & gazing at a thin slither of moon & brilliant blue sky
3:43 PM April 16th via web
I'm in a veeery good mood! I had such a good day dissing the montag-EWWWWS!!!
Sexy blonde at the bar in the swan tweet me back.
4:22 PM April 16th via web
I'd be head of the Capulets. No one around to tell me what to do...
4:23 PM April 16th via web
Tweet your best chat-ups #mybestchatuplineis
4:23 PM April 16th via web
"Yes that is a gun in my pocket & yes I am pleased to see you" keep them coming
4:25 PM April 16th via web
@brichnic first of all I'd wipe the earth of all Montagues
2-1!! this is so scary doing this!! http://yfrog.com/3321stgirlj
4:53 PM April 16th via web
get a load of this http://twitpic.com/1g2uj6
@mercuteio has upped the ante! game on!
O god! what sould I do. I've just realised that my best mate is a walking sex crime. Get the police on the phone....
5:14 PM April 16th via web
Thinking of possible outfit options for my party! Dress? Jeans? Anyone? Pics to follow xx
has just spotted some fancy dress boobs in the booth next to us, time for a sneaky close up before @mercuteio gets it!
5:28 PM April 16th via web
what do u think bout antipathy between Tybalt & Romeo.Whose side are u on?What should we as community do bout violent young men in our midst
5:31 PM April 16th via web
ooooooo 2-2 http://yfrog.com/1cfancydressboobsj
@julietcap16 You could wear a bag?
@romeo_mo u bastard
@Tybalt_Cap tut not helpful Tybalt!!! Shut up!
bar closes in 5mins. I recon a (drunken) stroll homw alone and an early night after the day i've had #teammontague till I die!
5:59 PM April 16th via web
let it breathe
6:25 PM April 16th via web
take a chance and
6:26 PM April 16th via web
give it time son
6:29 PM April 16th via web
know how it may end
6:31 PM April 16th via web
Gna go to bed but... Iv been thinking about like... Turning 16 and like... Getting a bf and... You know... "Doing it".. Advice anyone? X
been here before, I
6:34 PM April 16th via web
Things are looking up?
6:36 PM April 16th via web
back under the wing
6:40 PM April 16th via web
Back in the game
6:41 PM April 16th via web
@romeo_mo so proud of you bud - always here for you. Enough of soppy shit - I definitely won round 1
If I was 19 a decade ago when all this started then we wouldn't be talking about Capulet,his name wud be forgotten.Tybalt wud know his place
6:55 PM April 16th via web
If Lady Cap hadn't died in the crash then the affair wouldn't have come out,Capulet would still be friend.bt all dad did was fall in love!!!
7:03 PM April 16th via web
@romeo_mo ive already told you budd you'll get your revenge and all will know it
No1 should ever be punished 4 finding true love.Those who destroy it out of jealousy and bitterness however....long day.night all.merc rocks
7:13 PM April 16th via web
Romeo won't stand a chance. If he takes after his father it'll be over in seconds. Maybe I should tie my hands together, give him a chance?
7:14 PM April 16th via web
@ecu9697 say what you want about my mum. she was big enough to forgive and forget and i respect that.shes 2 times the person of any Capulet
Time to hit the sack - who wants to join me?
7:23 PM April 16th via web
@Ficky_ ;) x
So much 4a lie in. Woken up by Jules panicing bout party gatecrashers...wtf? Ugh. BANGing head. Rememb going 2karaoke bar... Nope.That's it.
4:56 AM April 17th via web
@julietcap16 Sorry 4not sounding awake. I wasn't! Gimme 2secs 2get my brain working & then I'll drive to you. We'll sort it love. Cu soon. x
new day,new chapter of life!grateful nothing too bad happened yesterday between those boys.what to do with Tybalt to help with anger issues?
5:35 AM April 17th via web
What to do with Romeo to provide him with direction?so many questions,healthy to keep questioning,just need solutions.Thanks for @dvice all
5:40 AM April 17th via web
Get in! Drinking beer, having a smoke and then kicking off! A right Saturday! COME ON YOU BLUES!
5:45 AM April 17th via web
@Jess_nurse Karaoke? You? Don't make me laugh. You've gone down hill Jess. And now you've got to clean up Jules mess. Pushover
I?ve just woken up and my first thought was twitter!?Trainspotting?was about Heroin addiction, maybe we cud do a Tweetspotting?choose Type!
5:53 AM April 17th via web
@chaosentity you bet it is!
Checking out places to visit when I go travelling.Why can't mum take a leaf outa dads book,He recons I should go now but 'i've gota save up'
6:05 AM April 17th via web
I'm going to travel every inch of the world one day. ooo #top5placestovistb4idie-India/vietnam/australia/cuba/iceland (without all the ash)
6:08 AM April 17th via web
india - its so vast+varied, vietnam - beauty, australlia - ultimate road trip,cuba - music and culture, iceland - scenery. awsome!
6:10 AM April 17th via web
@alikichapple hehe it was all merc, he just got stuck in! thats what i have to live with day in day out! a little sympathy would be nice!=)
@alikichapple ok sorry, a few beers and i get lead astray to easily! slapped wrist! xxx
just shown mum this http://www.100places.com/en/the100places0/ and she tried the whole go to uni first thing!!NOO!!GRR.im gettin back in bed
6:26 AM April 17th via web
when did parents start thinking that 2 be able to exist you need a degree in somethin?!surely ther's abigger picture?more to life then that!
6:29 AM April 17th via web
Correction not parents.My Mum. Dads got the right idea, at least he can understand that i've got to do something.and not stay here.
6:32 AM April 17th via web
@PhillMonk education can mean more then being acedemic. i want to learn about people and life and the world by 1st hand experience
Before I go Iceland i will have to wait for all this ash to blow over.....geddit......sorry =)
6:39 AM April 17th via web
ALL my #top5placestovistb4idie hav struggled 4 independance frm other countries at some point in thier recent history!wow!iknow tht feeling!
6:43 AM April 17th via web
Working on getting menu for cafe onto http://bit.ly/dfwFbo this morning then off to the football.Exciting! Go Bobby Wright and the Blues!
6:46 AM April 17th via web
All those who love the Blues say #Blues! Getting psyched about today's game,sponsoring Bobby Wright's kit this season-promising midfielder!
7:44 AM April 17th via web
u could smell the testosterone - there was so very nearly an almighty punch-up. in the blue corner mad dog... http://tumblr.com/xv18qcr2o
Can in hand, smoke in the other. City - Manu has just kicked off, a great game to watch before my boys play. I #hatethereds. Come on City!
7:53 AM April 17th via web
8:05 AM April 17th via web
Lunch in bed!! Dad u legend
Just woken up - great lie-in. I am Ferris Bueller! Shower time then off to pub to watch the blues lose! Who's coming?
8:16 AM April 17th via web
@romeo_mo you coming down the pub to watch the match? Ill be there at 2ish
Its taken me HOURS to convince Jules that (bcos of her internet announcement) her party will now not b smashed to bits by gatecrashers. FFS.
8:29 AM April 17th via web
@Bradfordians lets see what the second half brings shall we
What a gr8 distraction shopping can be. Jules (three new outfits later) is MUCH calmer. Hmm...surprise! Dining out 4 lunch. Yay! NO COOKING!
8:58 AM April 17th via web
@mercuteio gna have a quiet one today mate thnx.tho
@romeo_mo what? Come on it's Saturday - I feel the need to PARTY!
@hannahnicklin Almost 4got. Running the Marathon (I'd call that fairly "active") & get angry? Umm...take it u haven't bn followin me 4long.
Enjoying sponsors lunch & meeting influential people in community,only 30 mins to kick off! C'mon #Blues!
9:33 AM April 17th via web
feeling more embedded in community matters.Just met some disabled supporters,so courageous & fun! http://yfrog.com/3jimg00416201004091521j
city - 0 utd - 1, FT! it's heating up... we are the #Blues!
9:43 AM April 17th via web
Robbed in the last minute. Unlucky city! Couple more beers then straight to the stands. We ain't losing, not today. COME ON YOU #BLUES!
9:43 AM April 17th via web
Merc mate can't be arsed with pub tonight. Anyone needs me i'll be on my xbox for the next year or so. Cheers x
9:46 AM April 17th via web
@LaurenceFriar get your hanky at the ready, old man, blues got no chance
@hannahnicklin Ur extreme gateposts of being either "proactively angry" or "moany" means no1 is allowed 2just say how they feel. Unhealthy.
YES LADS COME ON!
10:05 AM April 17th via web
Come on Yellows - wouldn't normally be caught dead saying that seeing as im a Red but I hope you ruin the blues
10:05 AM April 17th via web
@hannahnicklin Different strokes 4 diff folks. Could it be time 2accept that not every1 has to think like u? Like u say, "just a thought"...
any CoDers out there i'm online at oberomeokenobi. fight me. FIGHT MEEEE
10:24 AM April 17th via web
@hannahnicklin u r so right - about everything.
this ref needs a good slap! offside ya ticket!!!
10:34 AM April 17th via web
PULL YOUR FINGER OUT!!!
10:36 AM April 17th via web
Half time 0 - 0. Come on lads don't go the way of City
10:46 AM April 17th via web
BORING game of football
10:51 AM April 17th via web
Half time 0-0, time to lend the referee some specs, to have a few drinks & do more networking,good game so far! Come on you #Blues!
10:51 AM April 17th via web
@batsgirl valid comment,ur not the first to call me that,sincere apologies,just re-read tweet-I agree with ur comment!Hope you enjoying game
2 against one call of duty and still win? Thats how the montagues do it!! BRAPBRAP!
11:03 AM April 17th via web
@romeo_mo you are meeting me at the pub whether you like it or not - it's Saturday or i'll start spreading you have an STI
@mercuteio all my time using u as target practise has paid off. I just beat 2 lads at the same time.may see you later =) x
@romeo_mo yeah baby - knew you wouldn't let me down
UP THE BLUES http://boo.fm/b117564
11:32 AM April 17th via web
@LaurenceFriar Too right you heard me! You should be down here like a proper Blue! I should think of family when I'm at Football!? You High?
@romeo_mo just seen Prince of Pussy's in the crowd looking angry - probably realiaed how shit his team are - avod him til you get here
Free kick, come on #Blues! pressure is on - dying minutes!
11:45 AM April 17th via web
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3 mins extra time, hold on to it lads
11:47 AM April 17th via web
Jammy bastards - ref needs to go to specsavers - no way was that a free kick
11:49 AM April 17th via web
@LaurenceFriar it's ours Larry. You coming for a pint? Leave that box and get down here with the lads!
@mercuteio AGHH why do WE have to avoid HIM. its not right, Montague has done nothing wrong!!!! but fine,whatever! ill see u in pub later s
great game @Tybalt_Cap having a quiet night in me thinks,lots to contemplate,have a good nite - BEHAVE
11:51 AM April 17th via web
Never doubted it. GET IN!
11:51 AM April 17th via web
RT If Lady Cap hadn't died in the crash then the affair wouldn't have come out,Capulet would still be friend.bt all dad did was fall in love
11:52 AM April 17th via web
Capulets have it coming RT-No1 should ever be punished 4 finding true love.Those who destroy it out of jealousy and bitterness however...
11:55 AM April 17th via web
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@romeo_mo Wright scored last minute free kick - more like fluke kick. Just want you to avoid him coz I wana see it when you get your revenge
Time for some grub of the pub variety - cod & chips, cottage pie or cheeseburger & chips? Tweet me your #uploadthatload pics
12:31 PM April 17th via web
is going to have an xbox break and get some water becusae my room is getting hotter then the sun #partridgequotes
12:34 PM April 17th via web
No, no, no, NO. Turn on the loacl news & what do I c? Coverage of "hooligans" on the football terraces...cue close up of my bloody Brother!
1:13 PM April 17th via web
Tottenham 2 - 0 Chelsea half time score - things just got really interesting
1:20 PM April 17th via web
@Tybalt_Cap Do u realise that ur dicking about has made the local news? And no, b4 u turn it in2 one, I'm NOT saying that as a compliment.
@waitforit_fail Just seen shots of him on the terraces acting like...well...himself.
Lasagne with Waldorf salad? Seemed a great idea through hungover eyes this morn. Now, painfully sober, I realise...er...nope. Bad combo.
1:31 PM April 17th via web
@Jess_nurse pipe down Jess, we won didn't we. Gotta let loose sometime! Take a leaf out of my book. What times dinner cause I am starving!
@Tybalt_Cap Serving up in ten mins - you gonna make it back by then?
@romeo_mo oi butt munch when are you getting here? I'm in need of some entertainment to kick start my Saturday night
Fantastic. In he strolls. Arsey and stoned. Still, at least his tastebuds won't be awake enough to berate the Lasagne/Waldorf combo.
2:10 PM April 17th via web
Mouthful followed by lecture followed by mouthful followed by lecture. What is this shit?
2:22 PM April 17th via web
@mercuteio just getting ready now dad will drop me off at the pub in 5 mins. Hope your not wasted, im not looking after you!
@romeo_mo get Monty to join us for a sesh.
Can't believe Jules is still worried bout the party. Right, to make it clear, feel free to attend on Twitter but no invite? No admittance.
@mercuteio he can't mums got him on the leash.get them in m8 (if you havn't already hehe),im at the bottom of the road now x
Time to party @romeo_mo just arrived and has to play catch up. Ladies come on down ;)
2:38 PM April 17th via web
@Tybalt_Cap Why have you stormed off? You surely knew Dad would have a go after seeing you on the news? Come back & finish supper. X
@Jess_nurse No chance. Shove supper. If he wants to pick a fight he can come looking. I finally had a good day. Tell him he can do one.
@Tybalt_Cap Listen, why don't we both get out of here? How does the pub sound? Get yourself together. Leave in 15 mins? 1st round on me. X
3:01 PM April 17th via web
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@laurencefriar sounds good man.Think i've spotted one of the girls from 'upload that load' last night aggghhh!! please don't have twitter =)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q&feature=youtube_gdata in the mood to dance. #favouritedancingtracks
@Jess_nurse right you're on! Gimme 15 and I'll be down. The pub is the key
@LaurenceFriar a choice between spending my Saturday night in with an old man or getting off my face with many beautiful women? Tough choice
Mercutio is seriously on the prowl tonight,ladies look out!!He's like a dog on heat! @mercuteio close your mouth, your drooling in your pint
3:51 PM April 17th via web
yep, what did I just say =)
3:56 PM April 17th via web
@dovof nonononono! =) it's all merc. i'm sat at the table enjoying my pint!
4:01 PM April 17th via web
thought my night was an absolute right off. Walked into the Swan and guess who's here?
4:04 PM April 17th via web
for FUCKS sake!! is this an actual joke!! Have I got a 'Tyblat follow me everywhere I go' sign above my head that i don't know about!!?!?!
4:04 PM April 17th via web
not long now. I don't forget. Never forget.
4:12 PM April 17th via web
Shit. Prince of pussy's is here (his big sis is quite hot) Better keep @romeo_mo entertained or things could get messy (not Lionel)
4:14 PM April 17th via web
Look at them. A full on joke. You have to earn a place. They failed from the start. #montaguescum
4:19 PM April 17th via web
@Tybalt_Cap Oi. Keep your cool & stay put. Yes, they're here; just ignore them. Bk from bar in 2secs. X
@Jess_nurse just banter Jess. I haven't moved. Yet.
Have Capulets not done enough to my Family that they can't just let me have one night with my mates without casting thier shadow over us!?!
4:26 PM April 17th via web
@Jess_nurse my god you look lovely tonight
4:31 PM April 17th via web
I'm in the car park outside the swan. Anyone want to by us under-agers a drink?
good night so far. GREAT company!
4:32 PM April 17th via web
Scarface on pause,got to check out the new Prisoner.Still searching inside for answers,not sure I'm going to find any answers in this!
4:37 PM April 17th via web
@Jess_nurse it must have hurt...when you fell from Heaven
@mercuteio Ummm. Thanks, I think. Who is this? Are you here?
@mercuteio ha! No. I landed on a cushion! Who are you?!??
@Jess_nurse that's a shame as I would have happily nursed you back to health - I like an older woman
@Jess_nurse looks like you could do wit better company?
mercs way of keeping my mind off tybalt is apperently him being on his phone the whole night.another great night at the pub
5:04 PM April 17th via web
This lad @romeo_mo needs cheering up - who wants to take his mind off things?
5:07 PM April 17th via web
'Breathe in, breathe out, village life goes on...'
5:11 PM April 17th via web
@romeo_mo why aren't you cheering up & talking to me? I thought Tybalt leaving would put a smile on that face
@brichnic come on, its mercutio. somehow i don't think he's after true love this saturday night after he's been in the pub all day.....
agh screw this, cig break!
5:15 PM April 17th via web
tybalts out here. course he is!just gona type and ignore him....yer montague-montapoo-montashite.comedy gold.thats private education tybalt
5:18 PM April 17th via web
@romeo_mo smoking kills did you know? It better calm you down coz I'm not having you sulk around all night
@Jess_nurse you in the mood for a party? My mate is being a grumpy git - I want to be around someone who is up for fun
There is no chance he is leaving in one piece. No chance!
5:22 PM April 17th via web
do not tell me i shouldn't smash his face in right here right now.I'm going to do it. I have to. Don't I owe it to dad?!you should hear him!
5:24 PM April 17th via web
If he says one more thing...
5:27 PM April 17th via web
@romeo_mo where the hell are you? What you talking about?
Typical Saturday night in this town;sad sound of fighting out there.Ah!My anger is pointless.Should I go out there?
5:30 PM April 17th via web
Too much Talisker,too little patience;pissed off & feel like giving up on all this.Do I want too much?Am I fooling myself?Fuck it,bedtime
5:33 PM April 17th via web
I should not have done that.I swear I am not a violent person but I will fight the Capulets for as long as live,i promise! Going home.
5:47 PM April 17th via web
I lost my rag and punched him a few times.I'M NOT PROUD OF IT but He will not beat me around like his father did to my dad!typing 1 handed!
5:51 PM April 17th via web
Holy shit, massive ruck outside with @romeo_mo & TITbalt with my boy coming out on top. Sent him home (after taking pic of his knuckles)
5:52 PM April 17th via web
@mercuteio I'm sorry m8,this whole thing with them just keeps gettin worse but he kept pushing me and getting in my face!They can't do that!
I hate that I look like the thug!Capulet has already turned the community against my Family 10years ago+now ive got us in the shit again!
6:02 PM April 17th via web
@romeo_mo ah mate what you apologising for? I fricking love you - standing up for your family like that. I'm soz for being shit tonight
Capulets caused so much pain 4 Dad I will never forgive them.With all my heart i love Montague and with all my soul I hate the name Capulet
6:22 PM April 17th via web
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You knocked some sense into me. Cheers for that. seriously. Cheers!
6:25 PM April 17th via web
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJmr5CKY73M&feature=youtube_gdata Rocky Balboa? More like Romeo Balboa
Finally home with a bruised & bloodied Brother. Lost him when I was at the bar. Then, in the carpark, his face meets with a Montague's fist.
8:57 PM April 17th via web
@mercuteio Were u flirting 2distract me from your friend swinging at my brother? Sweet words from a foul mouth - knew there had 2b a catch.
@LaurenceFriar Your beloved Montague boy went too far tonight. TOO far. I'm furious. We need to calm this. Too many people are getting hurt.
Montague scum.Tybalt just told me there was also nearly a fight betw them last night.WTF?!Romeo, some advice, stay AWAY from my family. Bed.
9:30 PM April 17th via web
can't sleep,knuckles are killing.gona try and make sum progress on CoD.
3:08 AM April 18th via web
@LoreeBasso They beat up my dad+he lost his eye.made him an outcast in our community cos he loved lady capulet and she loved him.thats why.
anybody know where a good place for Modern Warfare 2 cheats, hints etc is? and thaks for all your support everyone,really appriciate it.
3:35 AM April 18th via web
anyone else going to the carboot sale today? - i?ll be selling a few things if ur interested. http://tumblr.com/xv18rocru
4:34 AM April 18th via web
@Tronicproduct yeah i saw the 'fight' last night. the wrong person got lamped IMHO. might tell u more later if i can be arsed.
Saturday night Sunday morning!Renewed sense of purpose & I wake up to read the details of last night?s fighting at The Swan!?!
5:00 AM April 18th via web
Why do these boys feel the need to fight?Tybalt a black eye,Romeo a bloodied face,my heart heaves!Something must be done,but what?Advice pls
5:02 AM April 18th via web
last night is my fault!AH-I ignored it,this morning should be fresh roses not bloodied noses!I cannot be passive;I must commit to this cause
5:10 AM April 18th via web
@SeadogDriftwood Was just shocked. Mercutio flirting with me? A Montague trying 2get jiggy with a Capulet? Yeah, right! It had 2b a wind-up.
@Bradfordians Thanks. Good 2c that some1 can c the truth. Not sure how 2solve it. Try to keep Romeo and Tybalt apart? Easier said than done.
5:23 AM April 18th via web
@hannahnicklin You might want to throw in keeping a family together & working in the City. But no, I guess that might be too boring.
Almost 4got. Running the Marathon (I'd call that fairly "active") & get angry? Umm...take it u haven't bn followin me 4long.
5:23 AM April 18th via web
Hannah, your extreme gateposts of being either "proactively angry" or "moany" means no1 is allowed 2just say how they feel. Unhealthy.
5:25 AM April 18th via web
Different strokes 4 diff folks Hannah. Could it be time 2accept that not every1 has to think like u? Like u say, "just a thought"...
5:26 AM April 18th via web
Opinions. Opinions. It seems many think they're better equipt than me to sort this mess out. U know what? I'd happily let someone take over.
5:29 AM April 18th via web
@PorcelinaOceana I'll do just that. Time to train HARD! Late start 2day & Marathon in a wk! U lot r amazing & hv given me a boost! Thank u.X
Morning Twitter!!! Still in bed!! Love lazy sundays!! X
Just woke up naked in strange bed with brunette who is also naked - no idea who she is but she is cute (even with that snoring)
6:15 AM April 18th via web
6:19 AM April 18th via web
@SarahJ_NZ that's the thing I can't remember how I met her or what went on between these sheets - am gutted - two Tequilas too many methinks
I had a really lovely shopping day with @Jess_nurse yesterday! Got a whole new outfit! It's gorgeous!! Jessie helped me chose it :)
Violence,hatred,gangs,hormones,fear,insecurity;finding stories in papers that chime with problems in this town;every problem has a solution!
6:23 AM April 18th via web
Dads just been asking bout my knuckles.Told him that I had tybalt and could have him any day, and hes gone and grounded me till the w/endWTF
6:31 AM April 18th via web
AND gt 2 go carboot sale to sell his paintings with him!Could sell 'em in his own gallery if Capulet hadn't got his council chums to shut it
6:33 AM April 18th via web
@Jess_nurse I couldn't agree more-we must calm things,but it takes 2 to tango,both houses are to blame,I'm working on getting them together.
Oh and to top it all off, this isn't all a punishment, the groundings and the draggin me to the car boot.No, it's all for my own good.....
6:36 AM April 18th via web
I'm outta here before Snoring Beauty wakes up. Relieved to see used condom on floor - merc isn't mature enough for little mercs just yet
6:37 AM April 18th via web
@domi75P what is a sorry sight?
No idea where I am. Surrounded by fields and sheep shit. How am I going to get home? SOS #helpmegethome
6:53 AM April 18th via web
@JabberwockJess my thoughts exactly!! but i've been hit by the parents fucking favorite: Under our roof, you live by our rules.ffs
@moongolfer My GPS just shows fields for miles - not happy
@alikichapple cheers buddy, just done it - going to take me bloody ages I'm in the middle of nowhere
@batsgirl not just a pretty face - it's going to take me hours I'm in the middle of nowhere. Maybe I can hitch I ride on one of these cows
Head is a shed and feeling grim. I don't care cause I hammered Romeo last night! He may of thrown a lucky punch but it's definitely his last
7:07 AM April 18th via web
Jeesh I can feel the tention between dad and @tybalt_cap from here! I feel a shouting matchs'a'comin!
1 hour : 5 miles. COME ON! Lungs r gonna explode... Get bk 2c Dad & Bro running their own competition. Who can scream the loudest. Lovely.
7:15 AM April 18th via web
@julietcap16 shouting match!?! more like a pat on the back. Kiss mine Jules!
@Natbat Come on girl! U can do it! Feel your pain...but push through! You running in the London Marathon? Sending you love & admiration. x
@LaurenceFriar Two to tango? Who's side are you on? You know who it's been from the start. Cheers Larry, you mug!
@Tybalt_Cap What? Dad is PLEASED? Oh, wait. How stupid of me. U hit a Montague so that makes it ok. Did he give u a gold star? FFS...
@Jess_nurse Course it makes it okay! What they did to our family. Have you forgotten or something? You of all people should understand. FFS!
@Tybalt_Cap I'm on the side of the community & I always will be,therefore I am on your side too.I only want this town safe and peaceful
As @Jess_nurse says 'someone needs to calm this'. And I WILL calm it....
7:35 AM April 18th via web
.@eazecs Wanted 2avoid the police but Romeo went 2 far. HAVE 2 report it.Maybe I should hv listened 2u from day 1.Will speak 2Dad over lunch
7:37 AM April 18th via web
@romeo_mo what's all this nonsense about you being grounded? You're 19 nobody can be grounded at 19 - it's against the law
@Tybalt_Cap I understand ur hate, I do. But MORE fighting? You're sounding victorious when u haven't won anything. I'm gonna report Romeo.
@julietcap16 Lunch is in half an hour so put down the guitar & get ur arse from under the duvet. After lunch? You. Me. Birthday plans. xxx
@Jess_nurse Report him! what goods that gonna do. Waste of time. Just leave it to me. I'll come down for lunch. You better not be cooking!
No @Jess_nurse police are not the answer,they're not mediators,they enforce the law-black & white.I'll think today about what can be done...
7:54 AM April 18th via web
@LaurenceFriar exactly Larry. Now you're thinking straight. Leave it to me.
No @Tybalt_Cap am off to the car boot sale,meet me there?We need a chat about all this.It's about love and understanding,not hate and fear.
8:02 AM April 18th via web
@mercuteio all week m8+wasn't even mum who did it,was Dad! I take it you won't be able to get to the car boot sale 4 company? you sex pest!
@e_c_hill78 I haven't the influence to lecture the patriarchs,but if I get thru to the next generation;maybe they can get thru to their Dads
Been walking for 2hours now, still have no idea where the hell I am, keep losing signal - I'm so pleased right now
8:24 AM April 18th via web
Overshadowed by a bloody 16th birthday party. Is this real. Are we actually gonna talk about this crap for the whole of lunch!!!
8:25 AM April 18th via web
@romeo_mo what? Thought Monty would understand. No chance of boot sale - I'm lost and tired and surrounded by cow-pat
So can't wait till my party!!
@ car boot sale,both cold AND boring!Just another reason to hate Capulet.If They hadn't got Dads gallery closed...gna get sum chips
8:28 AM April 18th via web
Nothing like the smell of cow-pat to cure a hangover #hangovercure
8:29 AM April 18th via web
@mercuteio are you sure that smell of filth is coming from the cowpat?are you sure its not reeking from within your own sexual nature =)
Omg dads just announced that we're going on a "family outing"... This could be interesting!!
@romeo_mo I see being "grounded" hasn't cured your inability to make me laugh with your "jokes". Movie night at mine later?
@dovof wot the f*** are you on about?!
8:38 AM April 18th via web
The unkindest cut of all. Forbidden from callin the Police. "Do it & ur no longer part of this family". Dad can shove the car boot up his...
8:41 AM April 18th via web
@romeo_mo you aint grounded - i'll talk to Monty and sort this out. How's your hand? Ha
@holly_86 he won't be grounded when I have a little chat with Monty - that man respects me. And no, still surrounded by fields - not happy
K seems like it's just me going on this outing! Father and daughter time isn't a favorite of mine! But hey! Tweet you later! X
@julietcap16 U get the better deal. You get Dad and a "quality time" walk. I get StepMum & a carboot? Its almost funny... Cu tonight. xxx.
No chance I'm doing family time. On a Sunday. Day of rest and all that. Think I'll have a lie down. Nice
9:00 AM April 18th via web
@Tybalt_Cap Yeah, yeah, rub it in. We all know whose come outta this pretending his shit doesn't stink. Macaulay Culkin eat ur heart out.
Check this video out -- The Hunger Mountain Boys - Show Me The Way To Go Home http://youtu.be/f6VplAaJ5nY
9:09 AM April 18th via web
Doesn't have time for Friars lectures 2day.He knows I'm nt normally a violent person, i hate violence but Tybalt pushed+pushed me last night
9:15 AM April 18th via web
@Jess_nurse You're just bitter. And if you could leave me in peace please. I'm trying to have a nap.
@katie_brennan I'd love to if I knew where the hell I was
@romeo_mo found you ya little scroat. I bet you're dad was like you in fight and look what happened to him. Cock!
@LaurenceFriar Cheers for the help Larry. Just found Romeo on your page. I'll bring the community back together. Time to make amends...
@romeo_mo Not normally a violent person? That's cause you're a PUSSY!
@waitforit_fail if only that were possible
@Tybalt_Cap Eye eye captain of cocks - that's funny coming from the Prince of Pussy's. How Is the eye by the way?
Finally know where I am - right by Crapulet Towers (I thought the smell of shit just got worse) time to call a taxi - not walking anymore!
9:37 AM April 18th via web
@romeo_mo Oi Oi dickhead! What, no response? You in bed playing with that mate of yours?
RT @Tybalt_Cap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJmr5CKY73M&feature=youtube_gdata Rocky Balboa? More like Romeo Balboa
9:45 AM April 18th via web
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You know when a day goes just the way you want it to. Can't believe them jokers have gone to carboot. Muppets!
9:53 AM April 18th via web
Nearly home. Time to catch up on some much needed beauty sleep.
10:01 AM April 18th via web
great to be out & about & at positive social event,pleased to have missed the morning car boot vultures & hyenas!Anyone else at carboot?
10:02 AM April 18th via web
Helping he Highness unload her Lentil Luggage. Does she honestly think we'll sell any of this crap? Look! http://balancedadult.blogspot.com
10:03 AM April 18th via web
@romeo_mo benedicite,you here?Just seen your Dad & his marvelous paintings,come find me,we need a talk;also seen some things you may like.
Sun is shining,the weather is sweet yeah - make me wanna help these boys and tweet yeah,to the rescue, here I am. Mmm, We always have hope!
10:13 AM April 18th via web
I spy Montagues, also with a stall. No doubt a car boot sale is the only place their one-eyed warrior has a chance of selling his paintings.
10:28 AM April 18th via web
Just caught Romeo before he headed home,glad to have spoken at last-almost as if he's been avoiding me.Spoke to him re why he punched Tybalt
10:30 AM April 18th via web
Hey @Jess_nurse come on,dont stir things,I need a partner in mediation.Just had a good word with Romeo on how love will always conquer hate.
10:32 AM April 18th via web
He painted her?He painted MY mother & he's showing it on his grotty stall?Selling her? Showing her as his? How DARE he sully her like that.
10:37 AM April 18th via web
Spoke re nonviolence being a weapon of the strong,about Satyagraha,the Velvet Revolution,seeing the beauty in all things;even our enemies
10:37 AM April 18th via web
@LaurenceFriar Seeing the beauty in our enemies? BULLSHIT. Im leaving. Get that PATHETIC painting of Mum OFF his stall. She was never his.
@Jess_nurse an artist can never own his/her art,art is only ever how it's perceived in the eye of the beholder;ownership is only in the mind
@LaurenceFriar OH WOULD YOU JUST FUCK OFF!
@Jess_nurse I hope I haven?t offended you,you seem so upset.I will buy the painting,will that help,I can put it in my flat if you like?
@LaurenceFriar Your metaphors & "profound proverbs" mean/say nothing. Putting the picture in the bin would be better than him having it.
@Jess_nurse a painting of ur beautiful Mum makes me sad & happy & confused all at once,I don't want to destroy it,but if it's what you want?
@LaurenceFriar U should keep the fake picture. It will go well with the fake memory u have of Mum & the fake love u say u have 4 my family.
Home.Frair,as predicted,tried to talk some Gandhi to me and now Tybalt has tweeted me.If your reading this Capulet,I don't wana know.really.
10:58 AM April 18th via web
I have lost myself, I am not here, day will consist of xbox now, later smoking some gear.
11:02 AM April 18th via web
@Jess_nurse I don't want to argue with you,I'm sorry if I have offended you,or if you're hurt?Please forgive me.I've bought the painting.
I had given up searching 4 an affinity with Tybalt, but now realise 1 exists. Capulet Passion runs just as strongly through my veins as his.
11:09 AM April 18th via web
@romeo_mo You don't really want to know. You don't have a choice. You're weak just like your dad. Last night proved it.
@Tybalt_Cap just fuck off?Nobody wants you here.Not even your own pathetic little family from what i hear.even Crapulet despises you!ouch!
#TeamCapulet is where it's at!
11:31 AM April 18th via web
@romeo_mo is that meant to be a comeback. Very Poor. And when my father heard about fight do you not what he gave me? A pat on the back!
Runaway Bride or Short Circuit. You've got to be kidding me. Sunday telly is crap. What the hell can I watch instead?
1:07 PM April 18th via web
Ahh back from the longest father/daughter session life!!
I found myself wondering (whilst Dad was talking at me) whether I should share my secret with you..
Had a bit of a kip but still feel knackered. What's up with me?! Did someone put rohypnol in my drink last night?
2:13 PM April 18th via web
Ok... Some people might think this is really lame but... I write my own music and songs...
@Lauren1501 Ha. That made me lol
2:20 PM April 18th via web
Wow! I'm so glad you guys don't think it's lame! I sing about my feelings and stuff that happens to me. I admit they are cheezy but hey lol!
@romeo_mo How was the boot sale, Rocky? I'm having a night in going to watch some films - you allowed out?
@mercuteio doubt it man.wish i could tho! dad wants a chat with me now so.... anyway i'll give u a shout this week player x
walking down to dads greenhouse, he wants a chat....smells like he's lighting up some of Friars finest tho,can't be all bad =)
2:37 PM April 18th via web
@romeo_mo what? This is stupid - you stood up for yourself. I'm going to be bored off my face without my "bro" - I'll think of something
Feel better after some time to myself. A Hepburn Boxset is the only company I need tonight. C'mon Audrey. Show the world how it's done.
Having a quiet night in but going to watch some films - am thinking some action flick. Ideas welcome #topactionfilms
2:45 PM April 18th via web
@charl_cooper Watched Fair Lady when I got bk from the car boot. Now startin on B.A.Tiffanys. Confession? Think I know all the words! x
@laurencefriar kudos on the pot!Me and dad are clearing the air from this morning, which is ironic as the air is acually getting very smokey
@romeo_mo 'tis a pleasure. Are you following Tybalt?Please don't antagonise each other.Mind what I said before,violence is never the answer!
Is still laughing about @Tybalt_Cap being punched my a wimpy Montague!! Hahaha!! Xxx
@LaurenceFriar no im not following him, i told him i don't want anything to do with him.sorry if i gave u the cold shoulder today!love u man
thanks @matt_boy I want them to talk,but not like this.I don't want to force anything either;we need a healing social event for young people
3:10 PM April 18th via web
cannot believe i've been such a whiney bitch!my dad has been so down becuase of the anniversery of the accident, I didn't even think!!
3:12 PM April 18th via web
Die Hard it is! Going to chill out watching that. Thanks for the suggestions #TeamMontague "Yippee-Ki-yay, mother fucker"
3:12 PM April 18th via web
@romeo_mo love u back kid,cold shoulder shmolder;I can be an interfering git I know,but I don't want you kids to make the mistakes I made x
Didn't know love can have such a hold on my dad that it reaches back 10years!This may be cos i'm stoned but help me out Team M: #whatislove?
3:18 PM April 18th via web
A sorry sight. Paused Hepburn to make a cuppa & saw Tybs in the kitchen. His face has ballooned & the one eye is completely swollen shut.
@Jess_nurse I saw him before and couldn't help but giggling at him!! All talk that boy!! Xx
To Love, A cruel trick to play,2 grant 2 some1 then take away,but I beg you to trick me just so i can say i've been in love,if only 4a day.
3:42 PM April 18th via web
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Not only is @julietcap16 attempting to wind me up and FAILING! I've just been roped into helping with her sweet bloody 16th B-day on Friday!
3:46 PM April 18th via web
@PeteStauss exactly, nail on the head.
@johannesolli quality. now I'm hooked. Thanks for the tip-off.
@Tybalt_Cap it's still Funny that you got a shiner off a Montague! Haha & yes you should be ho oured to be helping out on my big day x
@julietcap16 Watch what you say Jules. Do you want me to help, or to ruin your big day.
Without Love to fill our days, time drags like a ball and chain,gripping us with each long dark hour. We wait to be unshackeld and free.
4:28 PM April 18th via web
@julietcap16 Friday,great day for a party-may have to pop by with your present. Hope you're ok about school tomorrow?
Juliet's party next week could be a great place for everyone to get together. Though drugs,alcohol & resolution juxtapose dramatically.
4:39 PM April 18th via web
thanks for your kind tweets @adventuresofamy I know I have a lot to learn,every day teaches me something,if only I teach these boys to love.
4:42 PM April 18th via web
True love is a newborns first gasp of life, but I am in the womb.Will I fill my lungs with sweet air or be pushed to death,still and quiet?
5:04 PM April 18th via web
@Tybalt_Cap "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?"
Ha! "Who's driving this car? Stevie Wonder?"
5:17 PM April 18th via web
@mercuteio us? You're all talk bitch. At least your boyfriend Romeo attempted to be a man even if he did fail. You on the other hand...
@mercuteio are an ABSOLUTE COCK!
I am Columbus to America,I am Scott to The Antarctic. I seek not what I know but what I hope to find;Love in my heart and peace in my mind.
5:30 PM April 18th via web
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
5:33 PM April 18th via web
@LaurenceFriar If you haven't got anything useful to say. Pipe down!
@Dani426 I'll slip you your tenner when I next see you. Cheers babe. x
@LaurenceFriar Go on then, lets have it.
School tomorrow (yawn) so I'd better be off to bed! Night tweeple xxx
@romeo_mo going to get some sleep but I've got great ideas to sort out the "grounded" situation after watching Die Hard "Yippee-ki-yay"
Photo: yeah i saw it all. there really is nothing better to do in this poxy town on a Saturday night for... http://tumblr.com/xv18simak
Table Tennis Tourney at Community Hall.All in community welcome to meet & compete.Date & time to be confirmed.
6:10 PM April 18th via web
@romeo_mo I love that you put TITbalt Crapulet in his place with that punch - one of his nine lives. Proud of ya, Romeo Balboa
@LaurenceFriar PING PONG! Have you got some strong shit in or something? You seriously have lost the plot haven't you. A community 'Tourney'
@mercuteio Ay up twatface, sucking up to your boyfriend again. Sweet dreams.
I know,Ping Pong.But 1 small step at a time.An open space & great game 2 bring Capulet & Montague together 2 begin setting aside differences
6:23 PM April 18th via web
@LaurenceFriar Night Larry. Ya ticket!
Sweet dreams - final thought of the day = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrMHZJ6EowY Enjoy!
6:27 PM April 18th via web
You have to die a few times before you can really live - #Bukowski
6:35 PM April 18th via web
Small ball,small bat,small table,small steps towards a BIG idea.Better our Community.Sweet dreams are made of these. http://bit.ly/bT5u8n
6:37 PM April 18th via web
Can't sleep!Painting of Susan Capulet looking at me- ah -probably laughing at table tennis idea,but I'm going to make this work,got to try.
7:17 PM April 18th via web
Successful eve. Got Jules excited about her Birthday again. Got Tybs saying he'll help out at the party. Now...a theme. Time to think & run.
1:50 AM April 19th via web
@Tybalt_Cap Y ru banging about upstairs? Isn't this time of the day still night 2u? A CHALLENGE! Come 4a run. Or worried u won't keep up? xx
@Jess_nurse You've got to be kidding me? What time is it? You wouldn't stand a chance. There'd be no point. I'd wipe the floor with you.
@Tybalt_Cap Come on then big man! I'll even delay setting off if u need time 2put on ur make-up. Name ur start time & we'll c who lasts! x
@Jess_nurse Why am I doing this? Alright then NURSEY! I'll see you in 20 outside. 7:30 start. Remember 2nd place is 1st loser!
@Tybalt_Cap KNEW u wouldn't back down frm a challenge.Old Nursey is gonna kick ur ass!Better make sure there's ice in the fridge!Cu outside.
Morning world!! X
Wish Mum could c this. Me/Tybs : competitive "quality time"! Finally getting a chance 2properly talk 2him. Keep stopping 2 let him catch up!
2:46 AM April 19th via web
@Tybalt_Cap Right. Got u at my mercy! Romeo.The tweets.I get it Tybs, I do. But if he starts dragging up stuff bout Mum? We don't need that.
Getting extremely cold feet about this party... I'm not sure people will even come...
@julietcap16 Guess where I am? Running WITH OUR BRUV! Well, he's playing catch-up...Now STOP IT with the cold feet. Its gonna be brill. xx
@Tybalt_Cap What happened in the pub on Sat?I don't want u gettin hurt again.Could b worse next time.He's a Montague.He'll never fight fair.
@Bradfordians Yeah this friday! I hope people actually come!
OMGosh i am so minging! I have a new spot on my forehead and blisters all over my feet from yesterday!
3:20 AM April 19th via web
@Jess_nurse feel like I'm gonna die. Lungs burning...
@Tybalt_Cap Yeah, you're looking ill...if that is you...the little heaving spec is too far behind me to properly see your face... :oP xxx
I wish i could skip school today! Horrid volcano on my face and the thought of moving to Auz that was drilled into me by Dad yesterday! EW
3:29 AM April 19th via web
@Jess_nurse Just being a gent. Ladies first and all that
@Tybalt_Cap Last lecture.Promise. Jules. If things kick off this wk, it'll spoil her party.Our sis deserves a 16th that's sweet, not sour. x
Dad said no to skipping! :( I guess this means i have to leave you guys for now! See you when i return from the horror they call "School" x
3:34 AM April 19th via web
@Jess_nurse what's it worth? Not more of your sodding cooking
@Tybalt_Cap Help me on this, & its takeaways all wk. Ok, enough torture. Howz about we walk back? Stay where u are. I'll come bk 2 meet u. X
check out my poster for the Table Tennis Tournament. What do you think? http://twitdoc.com/c/tydzmz
Ok so bad upload on the last one,try this instead,quite chuffed for someone with no graphic design skills! ha! http://filesocial.com/1ltibiw
4:03 AM April 19th via web
@rebeccasbrain would love you to!
#pingpongposter Awe,go easy guys it's my first attempt at poster design,I thought it was quite good if you stand well back from it & squint!
4:14 AM April 19th via web
@cheapjones When "running" with my brother theres plenty of stop-gaps as he catches up! Howz the knee? I've got mine strapped. Seems ok. x
5:07 AM April 19th via web
Excited about getting boys together,table tennis tournament has balls,community hall booked! The future depends on what we do in the present
5:23 AM April 19th via web
wow great work @pashers - now I realise how terrible my effort was!Thanks all, for tips and criticism!
5:42 AM April 19th via web
Always trying to think outside the box,arranging tournament, serving coffee & considering a personal hero http://bit.ly/9G0xux small steps
5:56 AM April 19th via web
When Dad/Jules head off to Oz, where does Tybalt go? The living room in my flat? BAD idea. But Home Alone at Capulet Towers? Even worse...
Now that's what I call sleep. Rested & ready for the gym - sweat out the toxins & talk 2 'real' women not virtual gamers - ya get me Romeo?
@romeo_mo morning muppet! Little bird tells me you're grounded. Your life and family are a joke. Hiding at home behind daddy! Weak! Pussy!
@willowmina No chance. I've worked too hard to get a flat of my own. It's my sanctuary. The 1 place where I only have myself to answer to.
@Jess_nurse for once a meal that was actually edible. Congrats! Is this a turning point in your cooking?
@Tybalt_Cap Maybe our morning run finally activated ur tastebuds. They can now appreciate my Culinary Genius! Know what? I'm proud of u. X
@Jess_nurse you're all right. Sometimes.
School wasnt too bad today after all that. I hve great friends and i must admit theyve taked me into a party...good news?
Loving this gym mullarky (not the working out part - bored shitless) but the receptionist is definitely worth the membership
10:43 AM April 19th via web
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbsuAbTTsV8&feature=youtube_gdata join the cause to get romeo out #freeromeo campaign. Ideas needed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbsuAbTTsV8&feature=youtube_gdata join the cause to get romeo out #freeromeo - ideas needed
@seaquest18 We can but hope. Can't honestly tell u how much it meant that Tybs came on the run with me this morn. We talked through a lot. x
The #hatemontagues campaign is the only campaign people need to join. Fact.
12:47 PM April 19th via web
@LaurenceFriar You can't put a cap on a Capulet. Do one Larry.
My eyes feel swollen. Stared at computer screen for too long. Y do I have work 2do? Meant 2b on holiday. Need 2 take a course in relaxation.
1:20 PM April 19th via web
@Tybalt_Cap Tybs, u KNOW I'm with u. But PLEASE rememb what I said. Provoking Romeo? I'm worried this will kick off & screw up Jules' party.
@Jess_nurse i meant what i said Saturday about liking an older woman
@Jess_nurse I knew you'd be with me. Don't worry it's all under control. Trust me. I'll see you at dinner.
@mercuteio Excuse me? That's meant 2b flattering? "Older" woman? U make me sound like a pensioner. Best go brush up on ur chat up technique.
Themes themes themes!!! any ideas!? x
1:52 PM April 19th via web
@Jess_nurse depends which way look at it. You are older than me - fact but wiser, grounded, know who you are & what you want
@mercuteio Why are you doing this?
@Jess_nurse i saw the way your face lit up when you recieved my tweet of looking lovely at the pub - i like to spread a little happiness
@mercuteio Just like u want 2make my brother ("TITbalt CRAPulet") happy? Smooth. First mock my age, then my family. I can hardly resist you.
@Jess_nurse standing up for your "family", looking for a purpose, that jack russell feisty quality - the similarities are scary
2:46 PM April 19th via web
Deffo gna RT some of my fav theme ideas! x
2:50 PM April 19th via web
@mercuteio But U stand up 4 Montague & yet he ISN'T ur "family".Ever wondered if u TRULY know him?Peel away his mask & u'll find a murderer.
@Jess_nurse Damn right Jess. With you all the way.
@Jess_nurse he's a good man & more of a father to me han any1. Im a lover not a fighter.
@Jess_nurse Beer battered cod, mushy peas, and homemade potato wedges. You read my mind. I Should have got myself expelled a long time ago
Jess the things you say about Montagues aren't true or kind,please don't put me in a difficult position I'm trying to help
3:16 PM April 19th via web
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@LaurenceFriar Umm...oh, I'm sorry Friar. I didn't realise this was a discussion about "you" and "your position". Do forgive me.
3:19 PM April 19th via web
@Tybalt_Cap Think u've got enough "habit"s for us not to add "getting expelled" to the list. Once is more than enough or no more cod 4u! x
@mercuteio Acts of kindness may soon be forgotten, but the memory of an offense remains.
@Jess_nurse if it's any conciliation i like a lady with a bit of bite.
@julietcap16 Oi, sneaky. QUIT the "Twi-shite" themes. I watched the film but ur not breaking me completely. Cullen is not invited on Fri! xx
@Jess_nurse so true. I don't know what im even doing - You're a Capulet.
3:57 PM April 19th via web
@mercuteio I could rise 2 ur bait. I could defend my family name all night, but my words would be wasted. U believe a lie. I feel sorry 4u.
Heavy heart tonight;hm,all things in a cycle http://bit.ly/1smAge These kids can't make my mistakes,they're too good for that
4:06 PM April 19th via web
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@julietcap16 spirits lifted by your positive efforts to have a great 16th & ignore current strife,can I help at all?
Omg sorry I dissapeared!! I totally forgot to do my English practice essay for tomorrow!! It's pretty good actually for a rushed job!! Xx
@julietcap16 at least you finally shut up about your party for a while. I think everyones grateful for that.
@Tybalt_Cap shut up!!! You're gna have to join in with whatever theme I choose :)
@julietcap16 that hurts Jules, really it does.
@Tybalt_Cap you know I love you but it's so true!! X
Audio: He came over to my stall. I always sell off the stuff I'm bored with. He was quite interested in one... http://tumblr.com/xv18u0fdv
@dansimpson a bite like an ARSE i think you mean
5:59 PM April 19th via web
Ok ok enough of the RTs and hashtags!! I'm off to bed! Essay is done and I'm now verrryyy sleepy!! Nighty night tweeple xxx
@BenVoli0 u cant be me cos ur mouths too big.
do any of you kno wot u are talking about? - what is a montague? what is a capulet? do any of you know what... http://tumblr.com/xv18u1ab0
6:19 PM April 19th via web
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say. maybe, maybe
6:22 PM April 19th via web
Video: he's looking for other people who play Call of Duty on XBox. any of u nerds out there want to play... http://tumblr.com/xv18u1pk5
progress? who can
6:24 PM April 19th via web
all the same
6:26 PM April 19th via web
slightly but different
6:30 PM April 19th via web
before. different, only
6:30 PM April 19th via web
not the same as
6:34 PM April 19th via web
Something so sweetly beautiful,my heart weeps.To Dreams & Love.x http://bit.ly/anQhx2
6:43 PM April 19th via web
6:43 PM April 19th via web
@LaurenceFriar Just been thinking about your Ping pong 'tourney'. Is it a joke that I'm just not getting?
I can take Romeo. He gave away a lot. His weakness. He may have landed a lucky punch, but that's all it was. And that is why he'll lose.
7:14 PM April 19th via web
Mother? Sister? Daughter? Friend? Enemy? Lover? Hated? Hater? Runner. For the next few hours? Just a runner. Nothing else. Bliss.
2:16 AM April 20th via web
Morning tweeple!! Another quick one from me this morning!! I just neeeeeed to tell you about my nightmare!!!!!! <----TBC x
I dreamed that my party got gatecrashed by montagues!!! It was so so horrible! Maybe it's a sign!?!?!?
I'm deffo thinking a sleepover might be a better idea... That way no trouble can arrise... What do we think!?
Gotta dash! School seems to be ruling my life atm! That and this party! But hey... It's normal to get cold feet right? Anyways speak later!x
At the gym and gutted that the new receptionist isn't working - instead it's the moody menopausel matron with no sense of humour
4:10 AM April 20th via web
Tidying flat & quite a few things have gone missing,including my South American machete from travelling days.So sad but who can you trust?Hm
4:13 AM April 20th via web
@voyd me too buddy, me too but this one is a moaning minny who will end up having a heart attack if she doesn't chill out a bit
Cancel the party? Such fear comes from uncertainty. Time to give Fri a backbone. Food, music, guests. I love a good "to do" list. THEME?
Immense CoD marathon last night Spent a bit if time talking to a girl online, really cool.She wants to speak again soon aswell!Happy Days =)
6:10 AM April 20th via web
In dad's company office to shadow Neil (god, that man is dull - i can see why dad pissed off to the south of france).
6:28 AM April 20th via web
@JabberwockJess Rosaline. I love the way the letters form in my mouth Rossaaalliinnnne hehe...no i'm not stoned before you ask =)
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
6:30 AM April 20th via web
Cannott call myself grounded, this grounding is too much fun!Rosaline lives in USA,funny,witty,intelligent+loves playing CoD online!woop!
6:31 AM April 20th via web
Photo: AND IT'S NOT JUST PING PONG BATS HE'S LOST. HEH HEH. 1. chunky 80s lighter plus tobacco pouch 2. poker... http://tumblr.com/xv18utyoc
@pashers u read my mind ;-)
In need of some office entertainment #gamesattheoffice
6:54 AM April 20th via web
@_boyparis u have no chance. no-one likes the boys who parents like. u shld kno that by now
'Never get out of bed before noon' #Bukowski
7:08 AM April 20th via web
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Escaped the nuthouse and heading for the big city. there are some things you need that you just can?t buy in a poxy small town.
7:48 AM April 20th via web
Juliet can't call off the party?It's such a great thing for her & the community.If there?s anything I can do Jess please just ask
7:48 AM April 20th via web
Intresting thoughts on #loveonline, thanks..=) Off to boxing club-ironically I'm grounded for hitting Tybalt,but allowed to go to the club!
7:50 AM April 20th via web
Lunch break - definitely going to try and get me one of these for this afternoons meeting http://bit.ly/4n0DXG - who says work can't be fun?
7:57 AM April 20th via web
Inspirations! My favourite? A mask party. Elegance mixed with fun/creativity. Do u agree? Is this the gem I sell to our Birthday Girl later?
New #top5placestovistb4idie:5Travel Ireland,4South Afica,3Africa,2Maldives+1- home 2 CoD gamer,Rosaline...USA ;) post yours whilie i train x
8:01 AM April 20th via web
@LaurenceFriar We agree on something. That deserves its own celebration. But lets concentrate on Friday. How are you at crowd control?...
I can help with that,always a pacifier & experience to boot.You like me to be on the door?I'd be honoured!
8:06 AM April 20th via web
Couldn't find my Marshmellow Blaster but did find a little something to make the coffee a little more interesting
8:53 AM April 20th via web
Business meetings are important - they are one way of demonstrating how many people the company can do without
9:36 AM April 20th via web
@julietcap16 I'll pick you up after school. Have party planned to warm those feet of yours. AND I have a theme... You're going to love it. X
Loving everyones top 5 places.might have to borrow a few! Knackered from boxing so gona kick back on CoD-Never know who might b online...=)
10:08 AM April 20th via web
Guess The Office Object (needs better name) - to relieve office boredom. Let the game begin: http://twitpic.com/1h1x9r
10:32 AM April 20th via web
Omg @jess_nurse is a geniuussss! She's just picked me up from school briging with her an amazing idea!! X
@romeo_mo you might need to check this out http://www.buzzle.com/articles/harmful-effects-of-video-games.html Round mine later?
@mercuteio,i saw what the article was about and didn't even go past the first paragraph,lies!and how can i go to yours?you know im grounded!
10:52 AM April 20th via web
@adventuresofamy ha - don't tell him that
@romeo_mo If Monty will let you out to the boxing club surely he'll let you round mine. Come on - you know you want to
And the answer is... http://twitgoo.com/p0ric
@mercuteio i don't want to cause trouble for him.plus i'm going to see if Rosaline comes on Call Of Duty.before you say anything,shut-up =)
11:10 AM April 20th via web
Found what I was looking for. I may be gone for some time.
11:11 AM April 20th via web
@LaurenceFriar Honoured? Good. So you'll "honour" a policy to welcome guests but keep the unwanted out? Friends are concerned. Should I be?
@romeo_mo 1. have you bumped your head? 2. How do you even know if this Rosaline is actually a she and not a he?
11:16 AM April 20th via web